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Last update: October 16th 2005

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- Spray Paint / Wet Eomer / Moustaches / Blondie / Falling asleep / Scratched to Death / Ghosts / The Mug of Beer / Smile / Wasn't me! / Hobbity Meeting [p. 177]
- Vegetable Men / Walking in the Water / Eyes Wide Shut / Threesome / Food / Smoking / Angry Look / Baffled Look / Gimli's Beard [p. 176]
- Staring / Les Miserables / Getting up / Snow Monster / Pumpkin / Two Beauties / Ewwww / Squint / Oh no!! [p. 175]
- The Zip / Foaming / Bread / Stupid Look / Looking Up / The Ball / Spider / Throne / Masks [p. 174]
- Frodo on Junk [p. 173]
- Entering the Golden Hall 2 / Being Blonde / Frodo and The Wizard / What is she thinking?! / Falling Hobbits [p. 172]
- In the Eyes of a Child / Something Cold for Summer / Hiking Hobbits / A Statue! / Entering the Golden Hall [p. 171]
- Sheer Blonde / Forgetful / Terminator / Spider-killing maniac / Magic Gone Wrong / Face the Fact, Aragorn / Changing Places / Chin Rest [p. 170]
- Riddles in the Dark / Regretful Sam / Harry Orlando Potter / Row the Boat / Freaked Billy / Potty / Subway Job [p. 169]
- Contest # 53 / Contest #54 / Gimli's Shock / Ikea / Saruman's Bad Day / An Ear a Day... [p. 168]
- Contest # 52 / Figwit / Legolas in Barbie-World / Two friends / Drinks on Leggy / Mouth of Sauron [p. 167]
- Council of Elrond - Captions: Boromir & Ring / Confused Nazgul / Eyebrow League / If Looks could kill / Lipstick / Washing Powder / Bonding / Botox / Feathers / Observing Hobbits / Palanthir Problems [p. 166]
- Contest # 51 / Why being a hobbit is tough... [p. 165]
- The Coronation Pot / Apple Tossing / Luggage / Forced Perspective / The Skies of England [p. 164]
- Decayed-Hair Helmet / Split Ends / Best Buddy / Aragorn's Icecream / Sugar Candy / Spying on Eowyn [p. 163]
- The Great Sorceress / Cats la Middle Earth / The Red Bull Experience / Creaming and Brushing / False Teeth / What is It? / Tigging wrongly / Don't think / Statue of Mordor / Smoke Ring [p. 162]
- Pictures from the Advent Calendar 2004 - on popular demand [p. 161]
- He won't miss / Soot / Find the Camera / Soap / Natural Blonde / America the Powerful / Plastic / Mirror / The Way [p. 160]
- Regretful Eowyn / Wrath of Eomer / Colour Book / Petting Zoo / Queer / Glued again / Purple / RC Elijah's back / Gandalf the very Grey / Twist and Shout [p. 159]
- Boring Voice / Breathing Problems / Blonde - no question! / Faulty Ring / For Sale / Galadriel on TV / Gollum meets Mirror / Push and Shove / Spider / Titanic's Lost Talent [p. 158]
- The LotR One Man Show la Rowan Atkinson (aka Mr. Bean) [p. 157]
- Elf Eyes - Good Eyes / Fusing the Personalities / Paycheck / Lurtz and the Ministry of Magic [p. 156]
- Pretty Boy Joke / The One Ring's true character / Sword Use for Dummies / The One / Over the Rainbow [p. 155]
- Contest # 49 / Contest # 50 [p. 154]
- Contest # 48 / Legolas's Dilemma [p. 153]
- Contest # 47 / Losing It / Secret Diaries of Aragorn [p. 152]
- Contest # 46 / Mascara / The Present / Boogie Man [p. 151]
- Contest # 45 / Burn the Witch! / National Geographic / Asking for directions [p. 150]
- The Life of Frodo - Monty Python meets Lord of the Rings Yet Again.... [p. 149]
Life of Frodo, p.1 [149.1]
Life of Frodo, p.2 [149.2]
Life of Frodo, p.3 [149.3]
- Caption Contest # 44 / Orli's troubled mind / PhotoManips / Knock, knock [p.148]
- Monty Python Madness - *Nudge, nudge, wink, wink* [p.147]
- More Monty Python Madness - The Elvish Dictionary Sketch [p.146]
- Contest # 43 / Flaming Sleds/ Ukulele / Coconuts / YMCA [p.145]
- Superheroes at the Circus - A Caption Story in Two Pages [p.143/4]
- Contests Nr. 42 / Mice / Something Different / Not speaking / LotR meets PotC / A Matter of Dosage [p.142]
- Contests Nr. 40 and 41 / Cutting Hair / A Stick / Eating Chicken / Sushi / Sean for Sale / Yummy / MINE! [p.141]
- Captain Obvious / Playing Games [p.140]
- Caption Contest # 39 / The Diversion [p.139]
- Caption Contest # 38 / Airplanes / Professor Snape's Occlumency on Legolas / Brownie-Snatchers / Squiggly Oars [p.138]
- SpiderDom / SuperBilly / Elijah's Magical Musical Journeys [p.137]
- No fingernails! / Light Bulb / Goodbye Note / Closed Movie Theatre / Hairdryer / Wrong Coffee / Winged Helmet [p.136]
- Eowyn's Restaurant [p.135]
- Contest # 37 / Baggy Clothes of Doom / Hotel "de Luxe" / Conductor [p.134]
- Charlie's Angels / Beaches of Osgiliath / Red Balloons / Aragorn's Wedding / Special Occasions / Gandalf's Age / Drinking Bet [p.133]
- Contest # 36 / Cleaning Lady / Merry & Legolas / Saruman Dooku / White Stripes / Viruses / BBQ / Frodo's Last Memory / Got Him!! [p.132]
- The Camping Trip of Doom or Let's Go Camping! [p.131]
- Mine? / The Nazgul Inquisition / Missing Hat / Pirate's Command / Hobbit Sniffing [p.130]
- Page 129 is offline, sorry. [p.129]
- Contest # 35 / Catch! / Piercings... / King of the Dead / Not quite himself / The Rugged Halfling / Dancing / Iron the Robes [p.128]
- Spelling Problems / Krispy Kreme / Calling 911 / Rabbit Magic / Brownie Fight [p.127]
- Pet Shop: The Remarkable Shire Blue, Part 2 [p.126]
- Pet Shop: The Remarkable Shire Blue, Part 1 [p.125]
- Contest # 34 / No news? / Frying Pan / Before the End / Mastercard / Award Ceremony [p.124]
- The Mirror of Galadriel or What Frodo *really* saw [p.123]
- Contest # 33 / Cicada Invasion / Pooping Birds / Summer School / Pancakes [p.122]
- Contest # 32 / Stealing wives / The effects of Pipeweed / Bedtime Story / Elrond meets Mr. Anderson [p.121]
- 5 Pages of Captions that were taken from "Laugh of the Rings" are now up on the Tribute to Laugh of the Rings Page. Please check them out by clicking on the page number. [p.120]
- Wishing for Starbucks / Cousins / Contact Lense / One bright day, in the middle of the night... [p.119]
- Contest # 31 / Not again! / Lost / On Sea / Nailclippers / Earendil? / Fuzz / Obvious... / Power Animal / Caspar / A Ball! / Pippins World Caption Contest Winner [p.118]
- Contest # 30 / Cockroaches / Dance! / Field Guide to Birds / Fortune Cookie / Why Frodo Really Cried / Troy / Temperature / Legolas's Depression / Younger Sisters / Character Change / Super Bowl [p.117]
- Meet the Beatles or Aragorn's Ballad to Arwen [p.116]
- The Nazgul decide to change their style [p.115]
- Contest # 29 / Mints / Slumber Party / The One Hammock of Doom / Sexy Frodo / Naming Arrows / Bleach [p.114]
- Middle Earth School for All Races [p.113]
- Crouching Hobbit, Hidden Brownie - A Caption Story [p. 112]
Crouching Hobbit p. 1 [112.1]
Crouching Hobbit p. 2 [112.2]
Crouching Hobbit, p. 3 [112.3]
Crouching Hobbit, p. 4 [112.4]
Crouching Hobbit, p. 5 [112.5]
Crouching Hobbit, p. 6 [112.6]
Crouching Hobbit, p. 7 [112.7]
Crouching Hobbit, p. 8 [112.8]
Crouching Hobbit, p. 9 [112.9]
Crouching Hobbit, p. 10 [112.10]
Crouching Hobbit, p. 11 [112.11]
- Afghan? Where? (Caption Story about Weird Fashion Statements... for once with Elijah, not Orlando...) [p.111]
- Cooking / Don't touch! / Star Wars Fan / Blessing / Captain Obvious Strikes Again / Forces of Gravity / Gil-galad's Coffee / True Man of Gondor [p.110]
- Rails, Perches and Poles [p.109]
- Curry / Nazgl's Fear / Raincloud / A different battle / Shampoo Thoughts / Not the Poles!! [p.108]
- Forrest Gollum / There is no other way / Looking Down / Flash of Doom / Sam Impressions / Old Toby Troubles / Drool Guard / Scooter [p.107]
- New Film / Teddy / Confusion among Hooligans / What *really* happened / The Scarecrow / Good news [p.106]
- I want chocolate / Cheerleaders / Many Looks of Elrond / Sunbeds / Hide and Seek / Scared of Spiders? / Fog Jogging / Pony Ride / Eyedrops / Headbutting [p.105]
- Not the blanket! / Gollum found Nemo / Rappin' Hobbits / Captain Orlobviuos is back! / Shoelaces / Doctor Elijah / Mug Upside Down / Never mock a Nazgl [p.104]
- Monty Pyhon's Holy Grail: One day, lad.... [p.103]
- Sleeping Beautiful Eyes - A Fairytale [p. 102]
Sleeping Beautiful Eyes, Page 1 [102.1]
Sleeping Beautiful Eyes, Page 2 [102.2]
Sleeping Beautiful Eyes, Page 3 [102.3]
Sleeping Beautiful Eyes, Page 4 [102.4]
- Half Fling - Hobbits, Lyrics, Men and Tricks [p. 101]
Half Fling, Page 3 [101.1]
Half Fling, Page 2 [101.2]
Half Fling, Page 3 [101.3]
Half Fling, Page 4 [101.4]
Half Fling, Page 5 [101.5]
- Application Form / Trouble / Dom's Hat / Spiky Hair / Galadriel, Lady of the Fog / Yo, Boss / Lost Men of Gondor / Shampoo [p.100]
- Mellon or Melon? / Tom Bombadil / The City of Stairs / Hobbit with Temper / Spring Day / Brownies & Swords / Wonka / The Wedding Planner [p.99]
- Rain / Milk / Harrylijah Potter / The Tie / Elijah Transforming / Stuck / For Carrots! / Gilette / Distressed Looks [p.98]
- Tagging the posters / Lumberjack / L'Oral / Flying!! / Rubber Hand / The One Chin / Hole in the Wall / Not popular in Asia / Sneaking [p.97]
- Photoshop? / Bilbo's Teeth / Boromir's Visit to Solarium / Put the Kilt down! / Arwen's Choice / Dental Plan / Sean's Date / Less is More / Gollum's Beans / Beeds [p.96]
- Caption Contest # 28 / Haircut / Different Food / Merry & Shoes / Knitting / Dirty Tricks / Hobbit Conga / Elijah's Part of his Life / You are My Sunshine / Scarf of Doom [p.95]
- Caption Contest # 27 / Batteries of Sting / After Coronation Party / Cartoons / Dove Droppings / Dom's Harry Potter / Winged Dom / Helmet Hair / Bathroom / Rohan / Chocolate / Rage of Faramir [p.94]
- Captions from The Barrow Downs: Hair Wash / Stupid Joke / One little Spider / Fangirl / Mr. Universe [p.93]
- Caption Contest # 26 / Ent Draught / Cameras / Partying in the Shire / Facelifting / Chicken and Road / After you first / No success / King Fisher / Great Dinner / Luke / Baseball Sam [p.92]
- Caption Contest #25 / Blackadder meets Lord of the Rings / Sinister Humor / Shelob's Illness / Rockin' Rohirrim / Brothers with Rhythm / Shittaki Mushrooms / Disturbing Giggles / Theoden's pre-battle mistake / Shire-Street Boys [p.91]
- Photo Manips: The Two Showers / The Two Towels / The Lord of the Ringos / The Lord of the Wings / The Lord of the Blings / Footsie / Legolas and others [p.90]
- The coconut-carrying swallow / Lost Aragorn / Hairdryer / Frodo's transformation (BEWARE eeky picture!) / Memories of Flipper / Green Beans / Fear Factor / Sting's Batteries / Moulin Rouge [p.89]
- The Gospel of GP (Grey Panthers): Gospels of Eliajh, Blily, Dimonic, SAEN, the Great one of Obsessive Compulsive Safety, ORLANOD, the God of Fashion and Fangirls and VIOGG, God of all Lurkdom and Lurkers thereof and others (not really many captions - but it's just insane and should make you either shake your head or giggle) [p.88]
- Caption Contest # 24 / Submitted captions: Sightseeing / Shellfish / LotR fanatics / Frodo Baggins aged 20 / Viggo's hair / Magic Mushrooms [p.87]
- Hairdryer / Jedi Powers / Twin Beauty Contest / "Ar-rows" / Lembas isn't that good / Demonic Possession / Laughing to death / The Buzz / A trilogy / Merry the Saint / Maybelline [p.86]
- Photo Manips from Elfenomeno: Gone with the Elf / Jurassic Park / Haldir Potter / Orli Baggins / Saruman the Rockstar / Bubbly Saruman / An Elf Never Dies / Pointy Ears / Lord of the Elves [p.85]
- Contest #23 / When Ents go Bad / Visine Treatment / Rubber Sword / Sad face / Legolas the Outspoken / Basketball / Summer Camp / Precious Award / Brwonies / Hitchhiker's Guide [p.84]
- Extras / Theoden & Legolas / Peek-a-Boo / Lightbulb / Too much Rum / Oscars / Praying Elijah / Alien Invasion [p.83]
- The Advent Calender Pics: Aragorn the Cruisader / Snuffy the Oliphaunt / Arwen's Marriage / Hallelujah Elijah / Sliding off / Hair and Eyebrows / Not a Camel / Why me?! / The Dead are Following / Elijah the Tenor [p.82]
- Merry Christmas! Joyeux Nol! Frohe Weihnachten! Buon Natale! Feliz Navidad! Nollaig Shona! Sing Daan Faai Lok! Hauskaa Joulua! Kala Christouyenna! Mele Kalikimaka! Meri Kurisumasu! Gledelig Jul! S Rozhdestvom Kristovym! God Jul! Nadolig Llawn! Happy Chanukka! Happy Kwanza! [p.81]
- Caption Contest #22 / Sports? / Many faces of Legolas / The Ballad of Brave Sir Aragorn / Avatars [p.80]
- Judging the Ring / Not dead yet / The Force / 5 time zones / Signing jealousy / Second Winona / First Wig / Strange Feet/ Surrounded! / A-Team / Car Mirrors / Floating Words / Istari White [p.79]
- Caption Contest #22 / New Technology / Elijah & Tattoo / Fellowship of Silly Walks / Roots / Elijah's Music & Gandalf / Ewwww!!! / Nostrils / Monty Python in LotR [p.78]
- Caption Contest #20 / Gandalf's realisation / Lady's Luck / Grima's School of Fashion / Orcs and Second Breakfast / Leggy in Kilt / The Lidless Eye / Extra's Woes / Bad Hobbit / Wedding Mithril [p.77]
- Do you remember? / Don't tell on me! / Elrond's Eyebrows / Not the way to Mordor / Catch me... / On the Pull / Wet Feet / Orbit Gum / Jack Sparrow / Marching with Rohirrim / Bathtub Splashing [p.76]
- Kill Bill / Faramir Hood / Aragorn's Bearded Lady / Feeling sorry / Allegiance Pledge / The Fab Four / What if...? / When Cultures Clash / Dom's Fury / Looking for teeth / Shiny things & Elves / [p.75]
- Contest #19 / Saruman's Faitfhul Fans / Elijah and Sean Stuck / Pregnant Gandalf? / Legendary Brownie Fight / The Rohan Family / Central Park / Jean-Claude's Gift [p.74]
- Captions from LotR Spoofs / Aragorn comes home / Hobbit Pile-Up / Saruman and Palantir / Elijah and Sean in Flowers / Arwen on the Catwalk / Good sword / Marilyn Manson's Twin [p.73]
- Contest #18 / Pippin the Cook / Dirty Fingernails / Legolas the Prettiest / Argonath & Harry Potter / Safety Hazard / Make-Up Tips / Decisions... / Avatars Captions [p.72]
- Contest #17 / Danger of Caffeine / Great Deal / Goldfish / Tickly feathers / Watch it, Aragorn / Armour / Piercing / Manicure / Monty Python again! [p.71]
- The Nazgul of Nee, or The Fellowship of the Python (p. 70)
Nazgul of Nee Page 1 [70.1]
Nazgul of Nee Page 2 [70.2]
Nazgul of Nee Page 3 [70.3]
Nazgul of Nee Page 4 [70.4]
- Caption Contest #16 / Legolas, what do your elf eyes see? / Attacking Thin Air / Legolas the Cool / Take it away!! / Household Purchase [p.69]
- Caption Contest #15 / Class Field Trip / Saruman's Household / French Manicure / Gandalf, Scout Leader / The Elf Shrink / Turtle of Moria / Whoopee / Sunglasses / Hide and Seek / Pizza Delivery / ID again! / Kansas or not? / Enough! [p.68]
- Caption Contest #14 / Loving Brother / Duracell / Monty Python Madness / Ents having fun / Bow to me! / PJ's School of Dance / Drag Queen / Saruman & Fish / Kick Me! / Blonde Jokes [p.67]
- Caption Contest #13 / Denethor - really? / Light Sabres / Why a Wizard is never late / Invincible Looney / Legally Blonde / [p.66]
- Camera Angle / Uruk's TicTac / Bathtub Problems / Multiple Choice / Eowyn Dustlady / Starch in the Washing / Ringbearer's Views / Being Watched / In The Bedroom / Helmet Hair / The Hobbit Return To School Line [p.65]
- Galadriel's New Profession / Gandalf the Groovy / Gimli's choice / Spidergollum / Elves of the Golden Wood / Legolas da Gangsta / Pugsley / Dirty Lense Problems [p.64]
- Caption Contest #12 / Legolas, Legolas and again Legolas / Aragorn not so manly / Dom the fly-catcher / Can he spell? / Bilbo & Monty Python / Morning Coffee / Pantene ProV [p.63]
- Caption Contest #11 / Saruman and Grima / Screaming Eomer / Frodo and the Winged Nazgul [p.62]
- Caption Contest #10 / Are you Sure? / Burger King - Again / The Sins of Youth / Gourmet Uruk-Hais / That Scottish Accent! / Super Safety Sean [p.61]
- The 7Up Event on TORn [p.60]
- Caption Contest #9 / The Lord of the Seuss / Any taxis? [p.59]
- Sean's Phone Service / Who's the Most Beautiful Hobbit? / The Little Teapot / Dit it again / Caption Contest #8 / Boys will be Boys [p.58]
- Caption Contest #6 / Caption Contest #7 / Burger King (again) / Elrond Doing the Laundry / Yuck! [p.57]
- Elijah Woefully Miscast / A Lunch worthy of Mordor / The Rivendell Surfing Challenge / Bowling Evening / Looking Good in Black / Make-Up gone Bad / Home to Mrs. Witch-King / Beware of the Balrog / Starbucks in Middle Earth [p.56]
- ComiCon is Caption Heaven / Toasted Hobbits Altered Images / Frodo on One Leg / Elves in Dresses [p.55]
- Caption Contest #4 / Caption Contest #5 / The effects of Minas Tirith / Breaking into the World of Advertising / Wolvergorn / Eeeek that picture! / Right or Left / Superglue [p.54]
- The Return of the Kite - A Caption Story by the Members of Elijah's Grey Panthers (p. 53)
Page 1 [53.1]
Page 2 [53.2]
Page 3 [53.3]
Page 4 [53.4]
Page 5 [53.5]

- A Day in the Life of Eomer (Story) / A Day in the Life of Faramir (Story) [p.52]
- Caption Contest #3 / Worlds Collide / Elvish Beauty Tips / Frodo's Confused / No Butter / Faramir the Brave / Arwen's handpicked flower [p.51]
- Caption Contest #2 / Official LotR Fanclub Caption Competition / Painted Orli / Elrond and Arwen / Aliens / Orli's Arrest [p.50]
- Caption Contest #1 / Galadriel's Eau de Toilette / Steam Facials / Legolas' Glow / Getting Pizza / Middle Earth Rush / What's he doing? / Glowing in Sting-Light [p.49]
- The Real Mac'N'Cheese - Elijah's Frantic Search [p.48]
- Elijah Hedgehog / Aragorn and Legolas / Hobbits in Small Places / The Itch [p.47]
- Elijah Potter / Nimbus 2000 / Asfaloth Bets / Real Blonde / Middle Earth Baywatch / Startroopers / Ballad of the Lost Shoes [p.46]
- The Middle Earth Baseball Pleasures / Legolas' Pedicure / Sorrows and Pains with the Legendary Chicken Dance / Hobbit Sniffing / Check the Dress Code [p.45]
- Schnoz of Udun / Geraldo Rivera - Elijah's Biggest Fear / Earth to Frodo / Scaring Dom / Imaginary Fleas / Trains in Middle Earth? / Gangsta of the Shire / Massster Card [p.44]
- Sauron's Slippers / Frustrated Legolas / Mexican Wafe: Elrond Style / Fuzzy Legolas / How many times...? / Legolas, the Bowman [p.43]
- Enter: Frod'Elvis / Happy Horse / Hobbits Camping / Grey Panthers on Rohirrim Extra Duty [p.42]
- It's Legolas! / Legolas and Lembas [p.41]
- Gandalf orders takeout / Arwen and the Party / Legolas' Ballet Skill / Elijah's Grey Panthers - One Year Later [p.40]
- Gandalf at the Council / PJ & Saruman in Orthanc / Caught hobbit / Cold Caradhras / Elrond and the Last Alliance / Bilbo at the Party / Sam and Frodo - NOT again! [p.39]
- Wizards and Light Bulbs / Boromir and the Ring / Arwen's Discussion with Aragorn / Sauron's Head / Aragorn - King / Frodo's Enchanted Face / Bilbo is happy / Gandalf at the Gates of Moria [p.38]
- Elijah's Press Conference - after some brownies... / Talented Elijah / What the Argonath Really Said [p.37]
- RC Elijah continued / Sean feels left out / Ringwraiths Orchestra [p.36]
- Ring's Astonishment / Barliman and Visa / Afraid of Hights / Bird or Apple? / Nail Varnish / Elijah Differently / Orlando's Award [p.35]
- Elijah's teeth / MTV captions / Bean Burritos / Inflatable Frodo Dolls / Camera Exchange [p.34]
- The Flight to Bruinen or The Importance of the CD Collection (p.33)
Page 1 [33.1]
Page 2 [33.2]
Page 3 [33.3]
Page 4 [33.4]
Page 5 [33.5]
Page 6 [33.6]
Page 7 [33.7]
Page 8 [33.8]
Page 9 [33.9]
- Hippie Gandalf / Gandalf of the Future / Dom's Birdie / Boromir's Last Request / Prohibition in the Shire [p.32]
- Elijah and a Suspicious Looking Want Ad [p.31]
- The Argonath or Who Needs the Oscars / Gollum and the Stupid Phat Hobbitses / Boromir's L'Oral [p.30]
- Telekinetic Powers / Hangover Frodo / Forgetful Legolas / Naughty Pippin / Beware the Local Brew / At least he tried / Mini Saruman / Gandalf Double / Balrog's Fire / Wine connoisseurs [p.29]
- Where in the World is Elijah Wood? [p.28]
- RC Elijah and RC Billy - Newest Products from New Line! [p.27]
- Ambush! / Too short / Rubber Duck / Arresting Lijah / Warrior Dancing / Cy-Borg / Burger King 2 / Messed Up Wigs [p.26]
- Elijah Wood's One Brown Corduroy Jacket [p.25]
- The Premier Blitz - Reports from TTT Premiers [p.24]
- Secret Diaries of Frodo Baggins [p.23]
- A Gift to Elijah on the Sunshine Set [p.22]
- Monty Python, Elijah Style / Elijah Upside down / Karaoke Night / Virgin Mary Nightmare / Ear Wax [p.21]
- Nose's Fly / Bottomless Pit / Edoras & January Sales / Elvish Spin Ball / Pipeweed / Legolas' hair pins / Haldir's Cabaret / Stephen King / Can I keep it? [p.20]
- Who is this? / Bartender / Funny dude / Fluff / Last Year's Rider / Awful Christmas Tree / Boys and Computers / Superkiltman / Revenge on Aragorn / Real Winter [p.19]
- The Downside of Fame Captions [p.18]
- Eowyn vs. Arwen / The Axe Effect / Swiffer / Not on the DVD / You have my... / Pawn it off! [p.17]
- Target / Argonath Inscriptions / 70's haircut / Pretty Reflection / What's a Bath? [p.16]
- Fluff Nr. 2 / Conducting / The Book of the Dead / Pony Express / Second Breakfast / Looking Beautiful / Superglue / Mega Pizza / Quick Ciggie / Hanging around / Dandruff [p.15]
- Legolas & Monster / KitKat / Snickers / The One I Want [p.14]
- Next to Uruk-Hai / Saruman & Lurtz / Tigging the Photographer / To be or not to be / Frodo Cool / Viggo's Thoughts / Hobbit Hole / PJ on Set [p.13]
- Tough Hobbits / Did you listen? / Out of season / So you're Single? / Fly you fools / 5 little Hobbits... [p.12]
- The Bangs / Sound of Music / Car Salesmen? / Black Tie Event / Billy's Wardrobe / Sum Yung Gai / Above his head [p.11]
- Burger King / Playing with Matches / Evil Squirrels / Light Sabre / Going on Vacation [p.10]
- Billy the Conjuror / My forehead / Cat Walk / Mind-bouncing ball / Dom-Pack and Lij-Pack [p.9]
- He's got the Looks [p.8]
- Lord of the Rings Fanclub Captions [p.7]
- Computer generated Uruk-Hai / Ball of Yarn / Capturing Elves [p.6]
- Legolas' Bow / Frodo Under Horse / Kraft Cheese / Losing Wallets / In Search of Mushrooms [p.5]
- I know you / Record Player / Too close to camera / Mattress / Trees / What dress? [p.4]
Page 3 is offline. [p.3 offline]
- The Jacket Captions or Find the Jacket, Frodo! (Page 2)
Jacket Captions Page 1 [2.1]
Jacket Captions Page 2 [2.2]
Jacket Captions Page 3 [2.3]
Jacket Captions Page 4 [2.4]
Jacket Captions Page 5 [2.5]
Jacket Captions Page 6 [2.6]
Jacket Captions Page 7 [2.7]
Jacket Captions Page 8 [2.8]
Jacket Captions Page 9 [2.9]
Jacket Captions Page 10 [2.10]
Jacket Captions Page 11 [2.11]