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Elijah: It says "doritos, donuts, cheese dip, muffins, pretzals, sausage, fritos..."
Peter: Er...no...that's my shopping list. Your script is with Mrs. Walsh.
Elijah: I was gonna say...
Honestly occifer, I'm not as thunk as you drunk I am.by Ceyxa L: So that's were the rum went by running wingfoot I still don't get the point of this game. by Galadriel Evenstar Idril A frightful horror comes across the elven prince.... "Dude.....where IS my car?" by Thalionelena
F- Sam you're not yourself. S - I know, I'm just an actorby Sara17 I don't even want you to DREAM about stealing the movie from underfoot of me and being hailed as the real hero. You're my sidekick, and that's that. by GollumDeagol Frodo: No I most certainly do NOT wear colored contacts!!! by Newra
Pip: Actually, my full name is Mr. Peregrinian Alexander Tookins of the Lost Art of Second Breakfasts, Junior. Bbt not many people remember that...by Arwen Padme Black Sparrow Pippin: That's right, Legolas. I am stupid... and you have nice hair. But in the morning you won't have nice hair, but I'll still be stupid.
Kids, this is what happens if we DON'T brush our teeth after every meal.by Lady Elbereth I've got a really good dentist, would you like his number? by The Witch King Aragorn: Well, having an eye and a mouth is all very well, but wouldn't a brain be more useful? by dahobbit
"I'm not in the book, you know.."by pv In Figwit's defence, YOU try thinking of a tactful way to tell Arwen she's got her dress tucked inside her knickers. by LothienTindomiel Oh my god! Is that camera aimed at me? I get screentime? DREAMS DO COME TRUE! by pottedplant Figgy: Lady Arwen, we cannot delay. I have a manicure apointment at 2:30. by evil rings lady