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Faramir: *looks around* Oh darn!
Boromir *thinking* - I think I lost these crazy birds that keep pooping on my head....
Oh great... here they come...
Elijah - Look man! I'm serious, there's like a million bugs headed straight for us!
Dom - Yeah. They're Cicadas. Come here little buggies?
Sean - Aren't Cicadas the ones with big claws that come out every 17 years?
Dom - Yeah. Come land on me! Yeah, man they're beautiful!
Elijah - Dude, don't encourage them! I hate bugs!
Dom - Relax, Lij! They're only about this big!
Elijah - Moommmmy!submitted by Lindsay
Elijah *thinks* - I hate summer school.submitted by EllaG
I want people to fear me!
I want them to look at me and think "Aaarrgh! Noo! Not Sauron!"
I want them to cower beneath my might!
Do you want pancakes with that?by Queen Ian, Elijah's Grey Panthers