Home of the Lord of the Rings Caption Page (est. July 2002)
|Faramir: Why did Bilbo have to make them?!
Bottle Reads: Here lies GP Brownie Remains.br> (hinting to the Crouching Hobbit Hidden Brownie Caption Story)
David: Dudes ... dudes!! The bottle, it is speaking to me!!!
Everyone else: Uhhhh ... Dave, are you drunk?
David: That scum!! I told him I wanted the bottle with the pretty flowers on it!
David has a lengthy argument with "the man who lives in the bottle."
|As the climax of this movie starts to rise, swelling music comes into the background....but we can only ask one thing: Where will YOU be when your laxitive starts working...||by Shieldmaiden|
|Oh! I sign from God! If only I could figure out what it means. *sigh*
Person in background:He found my bottle! WOW, it's been lost for 4 years! *process to run to guy*
|by Scottish Elf|
|but why is the rum gone?||by Mrs Frodo Baggins|
|Faramir: 75% alcohol! And I was wondering why Boromir kept doing the dance routine to "Baby One More Time"...||by AllaBella|
|I can't believe it...I'm in a caption contest!||by gimli_is_da_bomb_diggity|
|Ummm... What is this? Where did it come from?||by Kail|
|Thats what i get for testing an unautorized potion. I end up in a weird town with a rag over my head. This never would've happened if Boromir was alive...||by elwing|
|Faramir: Look it's a liquid that would cure this pointy head thing that just started happening yesterday.||by lily|
|(A town Carl and Van Helsing are in is being attacked by vampires)
Carl: Hey, I think we can use this against them! (reads lable) "Vatican Springs Holy Water, Bottled in Vatican City. Works well against vampires, werewolves, witches, demons, ghosts, ghouls, goblins, orcs, trolls, dementors, ringwraiths, zombies, Sith lords, Cthuthul 'Gods', chimeras, hydras, gorgans, blast-ended screwts, crazed mutants, parents-in-law, rabid ents, nasty fat hobbits--"
Van Helsing, townspeople, and vampires: GET ON WITH IT!!
|Faramir *reading*: "First, thou shalt take out thy holy pin, then thou shalt count to three, no more, no less...three shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be three..."||by Trogdude|
|It's the preccciioooouuuussss.||by indymaster|
|Bottle of "holy water": 23 dollars
Friar's robes: 75 dollars
Goofy wig: 117 dollars
Being in a nice, air conditioned studio instead of dusty, sandy, bloody blazing-hot-as-hell Malta like your "brother" and "elf-boy": Priceless
|i'll turn it into a cross...and i'll put that cross in a bottle...and i'll put that bottle into a box..and i'll put that box in a bigger box, mail it to myself, and when it arrives..i'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!||by MichE.L|
|WARNING: handling this item may result in the change of fantasy world...
Faramir: *looks around* Oh darn!
|DO NOT DRINK" Oh crap i knew i shouldnt have drinken this||by bird|
|Maybe if I hide behind the bottle, they won't see me...||by Uniswift87|
|Faramir: When Aragorn drinks this poison I will have Eowyn's herat. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA||by _liz_elf_girl|
|I shall call you squishy, and you shall be mine.||by Sarah|
|David Wenham, deeply confused about which fantasy franchcise he's starring in now, he drinks all of his butterbeer and uses the bottle to try and escape from Azkaban.||by lady laurelin|
|Ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety nine bottles of beer..."||by Gollum Reincarnate|
Holy Water MY EYE!!
Mirror, Mirror, on the... beer... bottle... Oh, never mind. ** Ingredients: water, high fructose corn syrup, ethyl hydroxide, the One Brownie Ingredient...
|by Anne Winters|
N-onsence by professor
|by Tahiri Greenleaf|
Warning: Do not drink excessively...oh well!
Faramir discovers a primative Kaleidoscope.
|My precious!!!||by Rowan|
|It comes in pints?||by Lindsay|
|Faramir: Oh ale maker which art in Rohan, hallowed be thy name.Your still be blessed, your work be done and may my bottle never run out.
Lady in back: crazy customer.
|(David takes a gulp) Oops I didn't see this label here. What does it say? (he reads off the label) Do not consume Poison!||by hobbitongal|
|*reads label on bottle* "Super-Duper Warming and Relaxing Drink: Perfect For The Hooded and Confused-looking" Mmmm....this could be useful...||by Goldilocks|
|Let's see. So I just pour this in Dad's soup and then he'll like me!||by Prisca|
|look! a meesage in a bottle... how classic! yet, its not a message... its a cross... ORIGINAL!!||by alisha|
well Dad like Boromir's ship in a bottle maybe he'll like this...
thinks: what is in there? this bottle is so dirty i can't see a thing!
|by Lady of Lorien|
|How am I supposed to get this out of here?!"||by Lil' Dude|
|...And when I drink this I will be an elf, beautiful beyond anyone's wildest dreams....||by whatever|
|darn...i am afraid that no matter how much i look at my reflection...i will...never...be as pretty...as legolas...||by zoey|
|"Only one more week Mr. Sparky... then you can fly free!"||by Jessica|
|Sad at loosing his chance to get the ring, Faramir took solace in religion.||by Hobbit Maiden|
|Daisy: "My precioussssss" *appearantly Daisy forgot that LoTR was done filming... and that he wasn't the one voicing Gollum anyway*||by Jill|
|Farimir was confused when given a bottle marked "used for potion homework" from Snape's potions class.||by Tahiri Greenleaf|
|Faramir: phew! I finally did it! I fought three guards and a vicious old lady to finally get my hands on this!*pulls the bottle out from a bag*
Wait a minute....this isnt Moutain Dew!
|How do they get the ship in the bottle?||by Sarah|
|If I stare at the bottle for long enough, the genie will come out... and I'll have three wishes... and I shall wish for an outfit as cool as Van Helsing's... and a new haircut... and i shall be called Faramir again as that sounds so much cooler than Carl.||by Naurwen|
|"I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy"
*gets smacked in head*
"Ow! bad squishy! Bad squishy!"
|by Steph Greenleaf|
|David: ...and the next person who calls me "Daisy" or "Audrey" will wind up trapped in a bottle of Holy Water, just like this joker here! *shakes bottle* Isn't that right, Mr. Jackman?!
Hugh: Help meeee, help meeeeeeeee!
Faramir: Tee Hee...Boromir will never notice I spiked his drink with Absinthe...now lets see how the speech goes...Daddy WILL like me best...
David payed a lot of money to have evian flown to the set...
David had to disguise4 all his drinks to stop the "bloody aussie" drinking it... ( am i right in thinking he's from new zealand...?)
|Bottle, bottle on my hand! Who is the fairest captain of all?||by Mrs Obvious|
It's a gift!
*reads* Here resides Boromir of Gondor. *thinks* I knew that the books were lying about his funeral!!
|Still, after much explanation, Daisy still couldn't understand just HOW they got the ship in the bottle.||by Kahli|
Daivid: the one bottle of Mordor is in our possesion, it is a gift. a gift to the foes of Mordor. Why not use the Ring? Use it against him! We could-
director: -dude, this is VAN HELSING. *thinks*why did i sign a Ring junkie onto my film?
David: *thinks* i knew possesed looks would come in handy one day.
David: *thinks* ooo. if I look at the bottle for ages, i see two bottles!
|by The It|
One potion to rule them all
One potion to find them
One potion to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them!
|What is this? Legolas said it would make me an ELF but I don't belive him!!!But I don't know if he's telling the truth! Maybe I should just drink it *does so* *glug glug glug glug Burp* Hey I am an ELF cool! Wait a minuit!||by Legolas' Elf Girl|
|Where's the darn instructions to this thing?||by insomniac ranger|
|Holy Water, 10 dollars....Clothing for cold weather, 30 dollars....Sword for fighting vampires, 60 dollars....remembering that u left your wallet somewhere in New Zealand....priceless. there are some things money cant buy, for everything else, theres mastercard...||by Shieldmaiden|
|bottle! the most important find of this age! i'll be rich!||by pippin the great|
|Faramir: Inside this bottle is the recipe for LEEEEEEEEEEMBAS! Stupid hobbits, selling it for only the one ring...
Merry & Pippin: Stupid human, buying an empty bottle...
|Faramir took it literally when his bottle of archaic orange juice said "Concentrate"||by Hobbit eyes|
|Debt affects people in different ways. It makes Faramir sit on the steps of Edoras and yell at his bottle to refill.||by kaisa|
|Faramir: "Liquid Lembas...take one teaspoon every 12 hours...keep out of reach of Hobbits..."||by Robin|
|David never could remember that hobbit drinking song||by Charls|
David: Hehe, so that's were Legolas' last bottle of Miruvor went. Somebody must have slipped it in my pack when he... I mean I wasn't looking. Hehe.
Faramir decided that the best place to hide the One Ingredient would be in a different movie, thus making it inaccesible to his "friends" from LOTR.
David: It's bloody empty, thanks a lot Jack *shakes fist at sky*
|David: *high squeaky voice* What's here? a bottle, closed in my true love's hand?
Poison, I see, hath been his timeless end:
O churl! drunk all, and left no friendly drop
To help me after?...
Casting Director: NEXT!!!!!!!
|I'm still trying to figure out how they got it in the bottle?!||by Queen Arwen|
|Carl just noticed after drinking the Holy Water that side effects were dizzyness, fatigue, and even death.||by Margaret|
If I look carefully enough, I can see that guy in the background's reflection. What is he doing?
Shhhhhh........ I'm having a staring contest with the bottle.
|Darn, I have something stuck between my teeth again! Just a second, let me get it out.||by phonebook|
|Oh man, I wanted a goldfish!||by LotR Freak|
|Daisy stared intently at the bottle trying to see things that were, things that are, and things that have not yet come to pass.||by SupaLorLor|
|After not being able to get the Ring of evil Elijah and failing to pinch the maggoty bread out of the Orcs foodstock, David found something else to put his attention on, Sauron's Glass bottle of Wickedness.||by Fiona LotR Lover|
|*Reads* Rub for magic genie...||by Ben|
|BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE!||by Meghan|
|The Journal of Mr. Wenham-
23 May: I was casted to play Random Peasant #7 in the remake of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. While looking through the props in the tent I was in, I stumbled across what would play the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. I was completely blown away in disgust for a) it was clearly an empty rum bottle, and b) on the back of the bottle, in big letters, was "Made in Taiwan."
|Oh, it's so shiny! I want to touch it!||by suzanne|
|Faramir: Oh look! A message in a bottle! *reads* 'To whoever finds this note: I have been imprisoned by my father, who wishes me to marry against my will. Please, please, please come and rescue me. I am in the Tall Tower of Swamp Castle.' *stands up* At last! A call! A cry of distress! This could be the sign that leads us to the Holy Grail...um, I mean, destruction of the ring! Yea, that's right, this could be the sign that leads us to the destruction of the ring! Brave, brave Boromir, you shall not have died in vain!||by Monty_Balrog|
|Faramir stares in awe at the GP's nevest invention- drinkable brownies.||by the One Brownie to Rule them All|
|After being cast on the island Faramir finally got a message in a bottle. To his dismay, it was just religious spam.||by Hobbit Maiden of Doom|
|Come on, guys! Just take a little. It won't make you drunk or anything!||by Legolas|
|David: Oh my god! I didn't mean to shrink you!
Faerie: Yeah well, let's try un-shrinking me!
David: I forgot how to un-shrink.
|by Faerie in Combat Boots|
Yo, Ven Helsing! I found some booze....
Honey, I shrunk Jesus the Christ
|by Pippin's Pervert|
Little known to the poor citezens of Minas-Tirith, I farted in this bottle and when I open it the city will be filled with a green fog!
Just look at my pet spiders! They are so totally awesome. I wonder why Frodo is afraid of them, though.
Why did daddy neglect me! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Is that what I "think" it is?
|"I would like to thank the academy for this award for "Best Peasent Act While Actully Being Roalty". My my mom and dad also deserve credit...||by Nerwende|
|Faramir: What do you mean, 'wrong movie'?! I've got my ranger clothes, my sword in a bottle, what else is there that I need to be in this movie?!||by Shay|
|Maybe if i stare at it long enough it will magically refill itself with the frothy goodness!||by Raelyn|
|Farmair: Ho! Ho! Ho! To the bottle I go To heal my heart and drown my woe.
Rain my fall and wind may blow,
And mamy miles be still to go
BUt under a tall tree I wil lie,
Ans let the clouds go sailing by
Pippin: Hey thats the hobbits drinking song!
|Daisy didn't know how to tell Elijah that he had failed as a babysitter and accidently let Elijah's pet flea die from lack of nutrition.||by Mrs Aragorn|
Fararmir: Hmmmm, Holy water work great against vampires....Let's find out if it works against orcs. ..........Hmmmm, nope just makes them more angry.
Faramir: If Holy water doesn't take care of Aragorns hair...then nothing will. Dun dun duuunnnnn.
|by Alicia J.F.|
|Faramir:(looking at artistic bottle) "Well, I guess the milkman had a little too much time on his hands.."||by MiniMoose|
This doesn't look like the white tree of Gondor...Where am I?
Reading for the part of Daisy in Daisy in Wonderland: If the cookie made me small, this drink should make me big again!
|Faramir's first job as pickpocket of Gondor: "Gandalf's flask of Miruvor. He won't mind it too much if I just take a little sip."||by Ainamenelwen|
|Faramir regretted agreeing to help fundraise for the hobbits. Nobody even knew who he was.||by Kaisa|
|I'm a geenie in a bottle doo dah da!!||by Roo|
|David: 'Here I am little people...bow to me! mwahhahahahah'
'Hey why are you all looking at me like that!?'
Huh? what's up with the cross? its supposed to say Farimir is hot.
Voice in Farimir's head: 5, 5 minutes, 5 minutes and you'll be drunk!
"Nothing changes. Even as a child he was easily amused." --Denethor
"You want me to do what in the bottle?" -- Faramir's first drug test.
|Voice behind Farimir: Dude Farimir whats yous got?
Farimir: Dude shut yo mouth! it ain't whats yous got! It's What have you gots!!
Voice behind Farimir: DUUUUUUDE! I didn't mean nos harm!
|by Legolas' Elf Girl|
|Faramir: ~reading~ THE HOLY HAND GRENADE
Thou shalt remove the top from thee HOLY HAND GRENADE. Then thou shalt count to three. Thou shalt not count to one, nor to two but to three and three only. And thou shalt not count to four but to three only.
|"Wow, this milk's sure gone bad!"||by ClassicalGollum|
|bottle:warning do not drink will cause extensive hair growth||by petunia buffer|
Arrrgghh! Why did I drink so much last night?
Holy water, I can't see the holes!
|In honor of Monty Python and The Holy Grail:
"Look the Holy Hand Grenade!"
|by Faerie in Combat Boots|
|Hmmmzz... What does it say my precious?... *made in Mordor* Ahhh, Morrrrdorrrr.... What's a "Mordor"?||by Orelinde|
|If it were not for my blasted addiction to you, I would have gotten a part in the movie!||by psychosmeagol's dad|
|Bibbidi-Bobbidi , bottle of mine...
Bibbidi-Bobbidi, bottle so fine...
Bibbidi-Bobbidi, come, whisky or wine!
Bibbidi-Bobbidi, Bibbidi-Bobbidi, Bibbidi-Bobbidi Boo!!
|"I wonder how they get those huge boats in those little glass bottles..."||by Aduaduialwen|
|Why is there a cross in my bottle?||by hobbitongal|
|David (whispering to his imaginary friend): You drink all my Butterbeer alone again and I'll delete you!||by Daily|
|David: *chanking like monks from monty python "Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem" *smack bottle on forehead* "ah, crap! that the the GP's secret brownie ingrediant in it!... Oh well... *contintes to smack head with remnants of bottle until bottle is all gone...*||by Resident Crazed One|
|A chance for Faramir, Captain of Gondor to show his quality!...wait...wrong movie...oops||by Christiana|
|Ack! Why's the rum gone?!?||by arwentheelf02|
|Faramir wonders why Legolas has given him a shampoo/conditioner.||by Captain Holly Short of the LEPrecon Police|
|Oh.My.Holy.Sheeps. How-how...pretty.||by Erin|
|David: Let's see....ahh here it is one bottle of water contains 5% real water.||by Tari|
|Faramiar- Maybe if I concentrate really hard the geni will come out of the bottle.||by Kayla|
|Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and bottle bubble.||by _liz_elf_girl|
|"'Drink Coke, play again'? what the..?"||by Princess Elfie|
Dave tries using his jedi mind tricks to open the bottle: "open open open!"
He had heard of prizes at the bottom of cereal boxes, but this was ridiculous!
|After reading the following and realizing that he had been drunk for the entirety of the TTT shoot, Faramir takes a sobriety oath for life:
WARNING. This is ALCOHOL. Not to be used in large quantities. Side effects may include: changing of hair color, uncharacteristic desire to seize shiny hollow objects, sudden urge to transport innocent hobbits to Osgiliath, and other things of un-Tolkienish nature.
|*reads bottle that he Legsie loaned him a while back* Lather, rinse, repeat...||by Jill|
|A chance for Carl, friar of Rome, to show his quality.||by Alenxa|
|David: "Oooo. I just LOVE these new Dr. Pepper bottles!"||by Miriya|
|"I know you're in there ghost, just come out and let me make my wishes!"||by Chloe|
After stepping through the looking glass, eating the "Eat Me" cake and drinking the "Drink Me" beverage, Alice was more than a little surprised to catch her reflection in the filthy bottle.
"Ah-hah! 'Tis a bottle!"
"Move a little to the left, George, you look like the Hindenberg when you stand like that."
He he... With this potion Éowyn will forget Aragorn and fall in love for ME!
I guess why daddy is storing so many bottles of inflamable oil...
|Faramir: Aren't you supposed to put water in a bottle?||by Kaisa|
|Man by the door: Poor man. The wife left him, has no money, no home. His only compannion: that bottle he calls his "Precious".||by Tallulah|
Ah, holy water! This should get rid of those pesky demon nits!
The bible now comes in this handy, dandy bottle!
David: I can't believe it! I've finally got it - the famous splinter pulled from Dominic Monaghan's foot while filming the scene at Buckleberry Ferry!
"And takest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade and thou shalt counteth to one. Then thou shalt counteth to two..."
|Daisy: NO! DO NOT FOLLOW THE GOURD! FOLLOW THE BOTTLE!||by Spazz|
|Faramir is surprised that he got away from stealing the holy water from Proffesor Snape at Hogwarts.||by Monica|
Watching David tell himself he will see pretty pink flamingos if he drinks: Priceless
|Bottle Reads: "Missing: Middle-aged man with short, brown hair. Wears ragged hooded clothing & claims to be a friar, NOT a monk..."
Carl: "Wow...that man sounds familiar...I just can't put my finger on his name...hmmm..."
|our doom has come it's it's ... [dramatic cord] a bottle!||by pippin the great|
|David: What the Hobbits lied! This isn't the Phail of Galadriel!||by Taulaes|
|Wow...the crystal growing kit is really working!||by arwentheelf02|
|After many times at failing, Faramir finally got what he had been searching for: Sedatives to keep Sam quiet about his cooking.||by Elralinde|
|Faramir: Blasted father! "Not-Boromir, go out and buy some milk! And make sure it's the Holy brand!" The closest grocery store is at the ends of the Earth and it's the heaviest snow so far this winter, so he sends ME out! Ooh, why I oughta >mutter mutter< ...
Faramir: Oh bloody hell.
|Do you know how to get to Minas Tirth from Transylvanina? Thanks.||by Jordan|
|David: Um...Guys! Why is there a little ant-graveyard in my winebottle?||by Marie|
|Looks like daisy caught the captian obvious disease!:
David: Hey.. look it's a bottle!*gasp!* and it's got a cross on it!! it's so purdy!!
|Faramir: Um...Aragorn? You remember I told you that I could use magic to make you into a big orc so you could easily slip into Mordor?
Faramir: Well, there's a small chance you became something else..
|by Norwegian Elf|
|Scenic background - £20
Dirty old cloak - £1
Antique Bottle - £5
Gotic Cross - £10
someone to get the cross on the bottle - £2
watching him try to figure out what it is - priceless
|it IS the holy grail! i have succeeded in this task because it was appointed to me! and if i don't find a way....then no one will.....my precioussssss||by Lozi|
|I don't get it, how does the cross get into the bottle... by what craft is this accomplished?||by Beccis|
|Rohan Rum, The finest brew in all of Rohan
WARNINGS: Over consumption may lead to belief that your father loves your brother better and near death on a fire
|by Lindsay Lohan|
|Talk to me my love, talk to me.........||by Emily|
|Finally I have found the secret potion of Legolas' that will make me as sexy as him! Warning for elves use only DARN!!!!!!!!||by Orlando's Biggest Fan|
|David: Bottle, Bottle, in my hand, tell me, what do i see?
The bottle: OMG! you see a cross!
F: Oooohhhh... It's... it's... a bottle!
F: Hahahaha!!! I finally caught a hobbit!
F: No father! I won't open the bottle and let you out! I'm tired of being the worst to your eyes! I won't listen to you anymore! What? That I've become Gandalf's aprentice? Of course I have!! Now don't hit the bottle or it will brake!
|Carl: Dodgy looking bottle from Van Helsing...most probably poison....if i drink it I may die a slow and painful death...On the other hand it could be a yummy bottle of soda...drink it or bin it? No contest there! Soda all the way!||by Chessy|
|Faramir:Wonder what this means? Maybe its a sign from God! Or maybe it is somthing that should be taken to Mt. Doom immediatly! Or maybe its CHOCOLATE!
Faramir: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm CHOCOLATE!
|David-"First Orcs, goblins and a ring. Now, Vampires, warewolfs and a potion. I really need to get a new agent!"||by Daronda|
|Ooh, look!!! The Phial of Earendil!! Now I can finally complete my Frodo Halloween costume...||by TolkienPurist|
|Faramir: So this is wht happened to that lost pilgrim community.||by Eryka|
|Hey ho, to the bottle I go...||by MerryMary|
I shook it! How long do I have to wait for the little pieces of snow to fall?!
David: What this- *reads* Made in Japan.
Faramir: *whispers to the bottle* And your all I have Goergie! Father and mother say how silly it is to make friends out of inanament objects at my age, but you know, I don't care!
Denethor: For Heaven Sake's Faramir! Give up that bottle!
Faramir: Yes father!
|upon realizing he brought lotion instead of shampoo David promptly through a fit. "If I have to deal with looking at Aragorn's greasy hair for 1 more day I'm going to chop it all off!"||by Raelyn|
|How were the components able to caption this?||by Jordan|
i cant believe it...elrond drank all my special whisky. I guess that explains why he's been sleeping for the past three days.
Yes! Yes! I have finally managed to fit the tiny paper boat inside the bottle!
Noooooo! My future is foggy! And whats this?!? A cross?!?
*Backround music* Come feed the little birds! Show them you care! And you`ll be glad if you do! Thier young ones are hungry thier nests are so bare! All it takes is tuppence from you!
Crazy bird lady!!!!!! I just wasted my tuppence on a bottle with a cross inside!!!!!!!
|by Baby hobbit|
|I've got you NOW Tinker Bell!||by Heather|
|Faramir reads bottle:
"WARNING:BEWARE OF THE APPEARANCE OF BOTTLE,IT CAN MAKE YOU STARE AT IT FOREVER.."..
Faramir didn't appear to be following directions
Farimir: Well, according to that Hermione lass I just have to drink this Poly-something Potion, and I'll turn into Legolas for an hour or so and then all the ladies will love ME!
|Bottle, Bottle in my hand who is the fairest in the land?||by Lady of the Woodland Realm|
|Not really reading the label correctly he spent all day staring at the bottle.
Label-Fresh from the Vatician Groves, Holy Water Concentrate.
|Faramir: I've been:
Abused as a child,
Ignored comepletely by my father,
Been Portrayed as Incompetent,
Had to watch my bro ride off to his DOOM,
Was given some of the most BORING lines in the book (except for Leggy of coarse)-
Legolas: HEY! It's not my fault my creator made love being so dramatic...AND DON'T CALL ME LEGGY!
Faramir:-whatever Leggy. Anyway-
Legolas: Humph! *goes off to have a princely sulk in a corner*
Faramir:-As I was saying... I've been:
Forced to retreat home in tired defeat from battle and then sent back AGAIN,
Gotten shot by a poisoned arrow,
Cured by a cool kingy dude,
Got a girl,
Lost the girl,
AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS WHISKEY BOTTLE...
AND IT'S EMPTY!!!!!!
|We wants it.... we needs it... my preciousssss....||by Liz|
|It has what in it?||by Sonia|
|but why's the rum gone?!?!||by not|
|time for... *burp*.... faramir, man of... of... of... gondor, yeah that's it! to *burp* show his *slur* QUALITY!!! i'll show that Aragorn who's king and who's steward.... *burp*||by tinuviel gil-galad|
|Inscription on bottle:
CAUTION: do not turn upside down
|by hurrah! a suitcase!|
|*gasp* The Holy Grail of Antioch...*gasp* warped into a bottle!||by Isilwen|
so, your saying that if i open this bottle, a fairy named 'tinkerbell' will fly out, sprinkle me with pixie dust, and i'll fly away to 'never-never land'? no way!
and bormir starts his solo in 'LOTR: The Musical', forgeting that --in fact-- he is singing to a brandy bottle.
|Farimir: (reading) If the PERSON who's reading this If they open the bottle a magical geinie will not come out in ten minutes!!
Farimir: Cool a magical genie WILL come out if I open the bottle and wait ten minutes!!
(ten minutes later)
Farimir yelling at the bottle). Why won't you come out?!?
(reads bottle again) DARN IT! DARN IT! DARN IT!
|by Legolas' Elf Girl|
|"Hey Hugh - its that time of the month, i gotta test your pee again dude."||by Groovygollum|
|...The holy alcohol of God...||by Heidi|
|Shoot! Aragorn gave me a fast acting laxative instead of my water! Good thing I didn't drink it. *opens bottle* Shit! *tear* I did! *Gurgle noises.* Sanctuary! Sanctuary!||by Alicia Weatherbee|
|Oh my Lord! Is that Jimmy?||by Jordan|
|Woohoo! I finally found a genie! I'm gonna wish for better clothes...||by Michael|
|Faramir: *smiles, waves *This is my new friend Phil. *points to bottle* He is the King. What's that Phil?
*stops and pauses, ear to bottle*
Faramir: He says that all must bow to him. Yes...BOW!!!!!!!
YES! BOW TO PHIL! MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSS....
My brother's dead and my father hates me. But I'm glad you're still my special friend, Mr. Bottle!
Entdraught! Huzzah! I'll be the tallest guy in Minas Tirith!
So you're telling me that if I drink this potion, my hair will go back to normal?
|by Doms Brown Bobcat|
|All right, who murdered my mac?||by PippinsPervert|
Lets see, it says M-I-L-K... THATS IT!!! it's RUM!
There is no jumping man in this bottle! WHY DO THEY TOY WITH MY MIND!?!?!?!?
|after aquiring frodo's old cloke and gandalf's secret bottle of rum, faramir was ready to take on anyone who even began to call him "Daisy"||by laurefin|
Belatedly, David remembered to read the expiration date.
Self-hypnotism was not Daisy's strong point.
"THIS is 'the sword in the stone'?!?..."
|Person offstage: I GOT CHOCOLATE!!
another person: I GOT A POPCORN BALL!
Faramir: i got a bottle...
|by Kirsten of the Panta-Loons|
|So they say this will cure me of leprosy"||by Caitrin|