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"No, fair maiden. I don’t know anyone named Arwen. Honest."
(submitted by Gabi)
"What...? Made in China...?
(submitted by Gabi)
"Stupid Northerners!" - "I left Bree for THIS?" - "Gandalf, Pippin's making facees at me!" - "Legolas, you ponce! Step on the back of my boot one more time and I'll slap you!" - "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" - "If you don't stop arguing, I swear I'll turn this fellowship around RIGHT NOW!"
Aragorn: You have my sword... er... haven't you...?
Frodo: ...and your keys and your wallet and your watch...you really ought to be more careful, Dude... .
"Hide it!" - "Use it!" - "Destroy it!" - "Pawn it off!"