Home of the Lord of the Rings Caption Page (est. July 2002)
This is a story you shouldn't miss if you like music, Lord of the Rings, and brilliant captions.
The story is divided into several pages for reason of download time and bandwidth saving. The pictures are rather small for that reason, too.
Arwen: Noro lim, Asfaloth, Noro lim! Hold on, Frodo!
Wraith: Screech! Screech! ( A sighting! We have a Elijah Wood sighting! )
*Clop, clop, clop. Whinny, neigh, whinny.*
If you want him...
Come and claim him!
Screech, screech! Screech screech screech screech screech! ( Give up the halfling, she-elf! We are from the Grey Panthers, and we need new pictures! He has tarried too long in far off lands! We can stand no more! We will not be denied! )
Nīn o Starbucks, lasto beth daer, Rimmo nīn Bruinen dan in Ulaer! ( Coffee of the Starbucks listen to the great word: flow coffee of Shoutingjava against the Pantherwraiths! )
Screeeeeech! ( AAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! )
Screech screech screech screech! ( Who dropped their grande mocha latte? Bullroarer! Not again! )
Glug, glug, glug...screech ( mmmm, hazelnut )...glug, glug, glug...
No! No! Frodo, no! Frodo, don't give in! Not now!
*weakly* The captions...make them stop...make them stop...
What grace is given me, let it pass to him. Let him be spared. Save him. And if he cannot be spared...let me inherit his cd collection.
(by bullroarer took)
"Where am I? Is the camera angle right?"
"Rivendell, in the house of Elrond and boy are you lucky to be alive"
"What happened Gandalf? Where are my CDs?"
"Oh, I am sorry, Frodo..... Arwen took them..."