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"Frodo woke up."
"First words out of his mouth were 'where are my CDs'. Do you know anything about this?"
"He was as good as gone."
"No, he's fine, up there eating Kentucky Fried Chicken, asking everyone he sees if they know about his CDs."
"Here. Give him this. Tell him it's easier to carry, and hey, what's he going to do with CDs anyway. He's a hobbit. Hobbits don't have electricity."
"Arwen, I don't think he's going to want this. It's the CDs he loves. It's his passion. Not this."
"Aragorn, I busted my chops to get him across that river. How was I to know the bugger would make it?"
"He surprised us all."
"I'm keepig the CDs."
"He's going to be one p.o.'d hobbit you know..."
"Frodo here claims he can't find his CDs"
"Arwen rescued Frodo from the GPwraiths. She thought the hobbit wouldn't make it. His acting in that scene was superb, and Arwen believed it. He really should get an academy award..."
"Arwen has the CDs?"
I'm not liking this...
*Thinks to self* "I'll never see them again..."
"So what's a few CDs. I mean, how many are we talking about here?"
"One thousand seven hundred twenty three......"
*Thinks to self* "I could open a music store..."
"We must help Frodo recover his CDs" *Thinks to self* And I want to be there when he does...."
"One thousand seven hundred and twenty three? Holy Old Toby! No wonder that freakin' bag was so heavy! Hmmmm, wonder if "Highway 61 Revisted" was in there..."
"Merry, one thousand seven hundred twenty three! We've got to get in on this one."
(by bullroarer took)
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