Home of the Lord of the Rings Caption Page (est. July 2002)
And here are the winners:
Merry: Dude, pip, you should do something about that earwax...
Billy:find me a quetip! and check the other side, will ya?
Merry: "Just go over there and ask him. Legolas taught Gimli how to braid his beard, didn't he? I'm sure he'd teach you how to braid too."
Pippin: Wait for it....Wait for it...
Legolas: (in the distance) Noooo!!
Merry: You stole Legolas' shampoo, didn't you?
Frodo: "Do you think they saw us, Sam?"
Harry: "See, Ron, I told you I saw hobbits."
Liv: ...and then you gently pat the cucumber-oatmeal mask onto your skin, like so.
Orli: ohhh, i see! you pat, not rub!
Orli: fab. so anyway, i bought this great new hair conditioner the other day....
EW: What on Middle-Earth is that?!
Pippin - *sob* Nooo! I can't believe that's not butter!!
Faramir: must...not...cry...just because...Dad likes *sniff* likes Boromir more than me....must not cry in front of my men....must not let them think I am....a crybaby...
However, Faramir later succoms to the urge to cry in a corner.(submitted by Lady Ashley)
Liv - What? You don't like the pretty flower? Legolas picked it out for me!
Camera-man: No wonder...