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The town, to keep with changing times, finally installs cross-signals.by Isilehtele Bilbo's first words as he takes his first step of the long journey to come: "I'm calling the hobbit council! This is ridiculous! Why can't people just pick up after their dogs?!! Ugh, and on MY lawn too..." by maroozer "Gandalf, are my stockings straight?" by vampyric cheesecake Bilbo: Gandalf...
Excuse me, sir, which way to Mordor?sent by Emmi, found on [IGN.com]
Frodo: Please Sam, tell me that wasn't Sauron.
Sam: No Mr.Frodo, it's worse.
Frodo: Who is it then?
Sam: It's them idiots from National Geographic!
Towsnpeople: A witch! We've got a witch! A witch! A witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! We've found a witch! We've found a witch! A witch! A witch! A witch!
We have found a witch. May we burn it?
Burn it! Burn! Burn it! Burn it!
How do you know it is a witch?
He looks like one.
Bring him forward.
I am not a witch. I am not a witch.
Uh, but you are dressed as one.
They dressed me up like this.
And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
Well, we did do the nose.
And the hat.
But he is a witch!
We burn him! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah!
Did you dress him up like this?
Yes, yeah, a bit.
He has got a wart.
What makes you think he's a witch?
Well, he turned me into a newt.
I got better.