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But I don't wanna go to school today Daddy! I wanna stay home and bake cookies with you!by anonymous Sometimes it's best just to say what's in your heart
"Bejeezus! A self-lighting DVD!"by naughty lil hobbit, Elijah's Grey Panthers
Elijah didn't know what to do when the girl showed him exactly WHERE she had gotten her Frodo tattoo.submitted by Stephanie
Aragorn: Legolas, it isn't raining, mate.
Legolas: I know, Aragorn.
Aragorn: Then what's with the hood?
Legolas: My roots are showing again!
Listening to Elijah's music every morning during the shoot of Lord of the Rings had a seemingly bad effect on Ian McKellen.submitted by Selindė
Legolas: I think I stepped on something.
Pippin: Where? What? Let me see!
Boromir: I think it's...
Merry: I stepped on it, too...
Aragorn: Bad Bill, bad!
Now don't forget to clean my other nostril...submitted by Selindė
Soldier on roof: Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries, now go away or I shall have to taunt you a second time!by hobbithound frodobaggins lives, Elijah's Grey Panthers Knight on top: "I fart in your general direction!"
Elijah and Sean sing, remembering the hits from the 80ies, while Dom performs and Billy shily plays the maracas:
*all*: Walk like an Egyptian!
Sean: Thank you, thank you very much, you are a wonderful crowd.