Home of the Lord of the Rings Caption Page (est. July 2002)
Who is this person? He looks really familiar....
(starts to read the names at the bottom of the poster)
*In the Godfather voice*
I coulda been somebody...coulda been a bartender...but no, i had to be...a hobbit! Whasa hobbit?! Coulda been a contenda...
Ha! Look at that funny looking dude with no hair! ...Oh wait.. Who put this mirror in the middle of the red carpet?!
Billy: You have a fluff there.
Billy: Erhm right there. May I get it for you?
Dom: "That black rider was looking for something....or someone.....Frodo?"
Elijah: "Um, Okay dude, that was SO last year."
(by LilBigBlue602, aka Lady Monaghan)
Billy: That's an awful Christmas tree!!
Dom: If you look at it from this angle, it's almost standing upright.
Billy: Left! Left! Fire! Fire!
Sean: No! Over there!! Get that guy!
Dom: Right! Fire!!
Elijah: Shut up! I'm firing! I'm firing!!
Cuter than your average Scot, more attractive than the other hobbits, sweeter than a ripe raspberry, it's SUPERKILTMAN!!
Merry: "Right, Pippin. This is your chance to get revenge on Aragorn!"
Pippin: "Yes! There he comes...Give me that apple...quick!"
Billy: Birds fly south for the winter. The Bahamas are south, but Noooooo... Dom wanted a real Christmas...
Dom: Q-quite you...