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by PjT Elijah:(hisses) New Zealand... Jackson... by Tildy I do not need " Hobbit" feet today! by Margaret What? Tig is not a real game? by Chai Hobbit Months and months of wearing prosthetic attachments can do strange things to you... by Black Quill they say celebrities don't look good without make up. by meganne "See what Hollywood does to us, Preciousss..." by Alquawen and this is what happens after a day of smoking old toby!!!!! by heidi of the woodland realm Starbucks coffee: $5.75I'm getting too old for this...
Hello, my name is Grima Wormtongue...
Over the years I have painstakingly collected all of my fashion tips... all the processes that I've used to make myself look like, well, me.
This is a picture of one of my clients before the "treatment"...
This is after...
Just look how much his skin tone has improved... his hair took a while, but we eventually got it!
Especially his teeth! *applauds for his own work* - Maybe you wonder where I learnt this extraordinary craftmanship?
I went to the finest cosmetic school in Middle Earth, courtesy of the tax payers of Rohan...
Saruman's School of Beauty.
See what great work he does?! *eyes tear up a bit at the "beauty"*
Remember, only I, Grima the Great can turn this:
Into this: