The Bagginses
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Captions from the Caption Contest at LotR Spoofs
Faramir: "To be or not to be... that is the question."
Smeagol: "Hey! Do I look like a skull to you? I'm ALIVE, ok??"
Faramir: "Yep. Those teeth need flossing. Come to my office tomorrow and I'll give you a checkup." by Moondrop
Merry and Pippin survive Hurricane Isabel.
by shmendrik01"Great Lords of Gondor! No wonder this property was so cheap!" by KRRouse
Merry: "Pippin, you don’t want to know what just floated past me." by Jacqueline
Gollum realizes, at the absolute worst time, that he'd left his wallet in his other loincloth
or
Seeing how Frodo's large, piercing eyes gained him millions of fan girls...
"You do realize this is all being filmed live, don't you, Dom?"
"Yeah, but I'm really too drunk to care, Elijah."
"I'm Billy."
Pippin: "Is it just me, or is that a muppet?"
by Legolas
When Legolas suggested that Theoden's whole army wear tights under their pants because they were quite warm, all he got were blank stares.
by Meriadoc
found on Hobbit's Corner
Sam: Pippin, my friend?
Pip: Yes, Sam my friend?
Sam: your foot......
Pip: yes?
Sam: Remove it from my spleen.
The number you are trying to reach is engaged. Please try later... *beep*
found on Hobbit's Corner
Elijah: Flowers? Ok, you aren't going to actually take our picture next to the flowers are you? Because that would be kind of- *click*
by jewlmc, Elijah's Grey Panthers
And here we have Arwen, wearing a low cut lilac dress with peach lining. A very elegant number, recommended for your first date with your ranger boyfriend. Elf ears optional. *applause*
submitted by Clair
Ladies and gentlemen, meet Marilyn Manson's long lost twin.
by Huls Alum McCartney
This is a good sword.... ummm...wait..
by Han