Home of the Lord of the Rings Caption Page (est. July 2002)
Frodo - I pledge allegiance, to the flag...
*Legolas marvels shiny new bow*
Look at its springy action! *continues plucking for an hour and a half*
Merry - Do you remember what I told you, Pip? No shiny things for the elf!
Mr. Sean (Security Sean) Astin, second from left, being oblivious that he was the only one who was walking barefoot, told his fellow actors of the epical "Lord of the Rings" Movies that they should walk carefully because of possible splinters of glass on the road. He was true to his safety advice, though.
Shizzy in the hizz-ouse, my hobbit brothas! Sup in the shire, ya play?
What?
I SAY, foo, shizza in the hizza! What part o that don't ya git?
The part where you're supposed to be evil, not a looney.
Them HOPPIT-dawgs don't git nothing like a freaky-deaky-nuttin, man. I mean it: holla, yall- Sheesh.
Dom has a look at the new LotR video game...
Dom - Hang on, something's wrong here...
Look at this! It's outrageous! I am *not* on the cover! *stomps off scene*
Elijah - Quick! Someone go and rescue the illustrator of the cover!