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Good Morning class. My name is Mr Anderson.
*class in background chanting rather boredly* Good monring, Mr. Anderson.

*takes attendance*

Hmm... Arwen and Aragorn aren't here. Anybody know where they are?

*snicker* um... nope.. no idea..

Now, take out your-

Mr. Anderson?

What..?

Can I go to the BATHROOM??

*chuckles* Sure you can, um....

*Eowyn runs off*

Ok. Now take out your history books, and open up to Gondolin, First Age-

Mr Anderson! Boromir hit me!!

He started it!

????

Did not!

Did too!

Did not!

Did too!

Oh dear Iluvatar!

Mr Anderson!

What now?

I found Arwen and Aragorn!

Really? Where are they?

*giggle* I wonder what THEY could be doing...

Come on, come look!

*in the janitor's closet*

Bleargh...

What the-

Busted.

Well, well, well....