Home of the Lord of the Rings Caption Page (est. July 2002)
"Oh, carp."by Lana the Wanderer Frodo: I haven't got over my goldfish and now this! Gollum, you must have more respect to other people's pets! by Tildy After falling into the dead marshes and losing the Ring and seeing it eaten by a fish, Frodo continued hopelessly searching through stomach after stomach of fish.
Elijah had a rather unfortunate accident while testing his first prototype for the wheel-less bicycle.by Elanor, Elijah's Grey Panthers or:
Elijah Wood stars in a spin off from the lord of the rings trilogy: When Ents Go Bad!by naughty lil hobbit, Elijah's Grey Panthers.
My sword... it's... it's... *tears stream down face*.. rubber!!!!submitted by Liz
Frodo *whispering* - Is this a good time for my worried face, Sam?
Sam - Um, I'd say so...
Sorry to disturb, another call for you, Mr. Greenleaf.submitted by dudette
Aragorn: Of course your beard doesn't look fake, i think it is a good colour of white...Has legolas been talking "fashion" to you again?
Gandalf: Yes, I fear he has lost all sense of common decency, he mentioned how greasy your hair looked.
Aragorn: Oh he did, did he? He will pay...
Oh, Legolas! Would you come here for a moment?
What have I done?
I can't believe you cut off all my gorgeous hair...It will take AGES to grow that all back!!! Not to mention that I will have to wear this hood for the rest of the movie...ugh!by Elanor, Elijah's Grey Panthers
Billy (Barett) *thinking to himself*: I don't think I'm ever coming back to this summer camp ever again!submitted by Rachael
Sauron after a heavy treatment of Visine.submitted by Nilla Rediks
Yess, preciouss, we gots an award! It's ours, it is!by Aduialel, Elijah's Grey Panthers
Merry has a sneaking suspicion that Pippin had more than enough brownies.by Artemis Archeress, Elijah's Grey Panthers (referring to the Special GP brownies with the Secret Ingredient, that has, well, quite strange effects on your brain... )
Reading the Hitchhikers Guide of Middle Earth:
"It is advisable at all times to signal where you want to go. However, sometimes it is not very clever to be completely honest. Take for example the following picture:
Do you think that someone would be stopping to take our friend Frodo with them? - No, I wouldn't think so either.
Perhaps if the little plaque said this...
... the driver would stop and take our young friend with him. Full of anticipation to eat those brownies he might just forget to ask where young Frodo'd like to go. And that's how you do hitchhiking, my friends.by LaWise
Elijah - You call *this* an award...?by LaWise
After a while Dom noticed something wasn't quite right and asked what was going on.
"Did you see that Blonde next to me?", Elijah whispered.
Dom had indeed seen her. A very attractive lady, he thought. Apparently Elijah's thoughts weren't the same...
Elijah - Argh, she's making me nervous. Oh no, and now she starts slurping her drink....!
Dom - Come on Dude! You're a lucky man! Talk to her!
But Elijah couldn't be convinced and asked his friend in the black pullover:
Elijah - uh, could we sort of, like, swap seats?
Dom - I *don't* believe it! What a wasted chance!!
Billy - I am staying out o' this! *to blonde* Oh, hello!
Dom: Hey Lij, I will gladly swap seats with you
*mumbles to self: not only is that lady hot, but this guy next to me really smells!!*
Guy: Would you like to run that by me again??
Billy: Hey Lady- do you 'ave some perfume on you? This guy really needs it!
Just fooling around...by LaWise