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You can't have my blanket!!!by Calenkemeniel, Elijah's Grey Panthers
submitted by an anonymous friend of Frodo Baggins
All you sucker MCs cant compare
to a Shire B-boy with shaggy hair
We're two hobbit rappers with the savoire-faire
All you Rohan riders put your fist in the air!
And that is how you tie your shoelaces, Frodo.by Calenkemeniel, Elijah's Grey Panthers
"Hang the rules and hang the Hippocratic Oath! They're more like guidelines anyways."submitted by EllaG
Pippin realised too late that the mug should not be held up side down..by Calenkemeniel, Elijah's Grey Panthers
Orlando: We both have blue costumes.
Eric Bana: Isn't....that.....obvious ....
Orlando: I didn't think so.
Wzup bro'!by Calenkemeniel, Elijah's Grey Panthers
Orlando: Its very sunny out here
Helen **thinks** oh goodness, how many more of these stupid statements must I take!
Orlando: The umbrella is pink.
Helen: **thinks** aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrg.
And then you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... a herring!
That's no herring!
Indeed. It's quite clearly a sword.
You idiot. Heheheheheheehee--
That was uncalled for!