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Alright, hobbits -
Look, are you going to let me finish?
Hmph. Alright hobbits, you are venturing forth on a very dangerous quest-
To destroy the One Ring, right?
Haven't any of you listened to a word I said?
... Don't know why I bother... *mutter mutter*... Look, you're going to track down the ninja hobbits, and then find the One Secret Ingredient to rule them all.
Just do what Frodo tells you. Then you can have brownies.
YAY! WE GET BROWNIES!
My hobbity friends!
I have no idea quite what I'm meant to be doing...
But if we do not help Gandalf, we shall be forced to eat Bilbo's evil brownies!
I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me.
A day may come when the courage of hobbits fails, and we forsake our friends and break all bonds of good cooking, but it is not this day.
An hour of bad brownies and missing ninja hobbits when the Age of Hobbits comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight!
By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Hobbits of the Shire!
*sigh* Just follow me...
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