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Legolas: Gandalf, tell me. Where do little elves come from?by Katie
"So you put the highlighter here....."
"....and the darker shade here...."
"...and the result should be something like this!"
You guys, I'm really hungry-what have we got to eat?
Well, let's see-some easy mac, some brownie mix, and some un-popped popcorn...
But I don't know how to make any of those things!
Well, no worries, Merry and I will figure it out!
You mean I get a night off from cooking?! Brilliant! Here's all the stuff you'll need!
Pip: Great...thanks sam...
Merry: Good work pip...
Merry: Pip, why in the world did you say we could do this?
Pip: I dunno, we haven't done anything funny in a while-I figured this could be a way for some comic relief!
Right, well, good luck with that!
Merry: Because you are on your own!
Pip: But I'm not allowed to use matches, how will I cook anything?
Yes Pippin, if you shut up I will start a fire for you, but why don't you just ask Sam, or start it yourself?
Last time we stopped I tried to start a fire by myself...as you can see...they made me promise not to again, but I promised sam i would cook so he could have the night off!
*thinks to self-I know this is not a good idea, giving pippin fire...but a promise's a promise...*
Frodo: Ah, great, is dinner ready?
Pippin: Yeah! I actually...I mean, Yeah, it's done!
Sam: I wonder what these black bits are in the mac-n-cheese...
Sam: It's actually *gag* not that bad!
later that night
Oh no! Revenge of the mac-n-cheese
Oh no! Why oh why did I let Pippin cook?!?!
Aragorn: The rest of you seem fine, why is Frodo so sick?
Sam: Well you see Strider, sir, Mr. Frodo has the most delicate digestive system of all of us, him being a regular gentlehobbit and all. The rest of us, we were raised to eat pretty much anything, save poison of course, but Mr. Frodo hasn't got our immunities if you will...
Pippin: ...and don't forget-he ate all of the brownies before we could even get any!
I really shouldn't have eaten those brownies!
Frodo - Watch out! Nazgirls coming from behind!!
Frodo - Hhmmmmmmm Yes. Better than the stupid cold mountain.
Sam *mocking voice* - Anything's better than that stupid cold mountain!
Frodo - Shut up.