Home of the Lord of the Rings Caption Page (est. July 2002)
Peter Jackson comtemplates a new twist to the ending of Return of the King
(by FrodoBaggins, Elijah's Grey Panthers)
Gandalf: *sniff, sniff!* Ewww! Ugh! What in the world -??!!??
Horse: (heh, heh!)
(by Simmer, Elijah's Grey Panthers)
Horse (thinking to self): Mmmmm, had a great time in the cabbage patch last night. *belly rumble* Sniffff... Aahhhhhhh....
(by Tamaruda, Elijah's Grey Panthers)
frodo: oh great! now its raining! and someone forgot to pack a tent!
pippin: i said i was sorry!
sam: *sighs*...worst camping trip ever...
merry: quit whining, all of you! it could be worse!!
Setting: New Zealand. Set for ROTK. The GP bus pulls up, and GPs tumble out of the bus, on stilts and platform boots, rearranging flowing wigs of various shades, all trying to look older than 55.
GPs: We're here for the extra jobs! Yippee! Want a brownie?
Am I seeing what I think I am seeing?
What is that?
Aye canna find th'words...
I cannot look.
Make it stop, Astin, make it stop!
Och! Aye canna...........och!
Luckily for the cast, Peter always had a contingency plan in case of a GP invasion: