Home of the Lord of the Rings Caption Page (est. July 2002)
"Viggo, there's a rumor going around that Elijah left his jacket somewhere on the set. And now he wants Frodo to find it for him."
"Am I missing something here? Why doesn't he just come and get it himself?"
"Think..... He can't. This is the year 2000. He can't just walk into the past, find his jacket, and then return to 2003. You must help Frodo find this thing so we can get on with the story."
"Am I interrupting something?"
"Uh, there's been a slight change of plans"
"Elijah left his jacket and we need to help Frodo find it."
"Hrmmph. This is going to set things back a bit. Where did he leave it?"
"That's the problem. He doesn't remember. And now he's got Frodo wandering all over New Zealand looking for the thing"
"OK. Look, we can stall things a bit so you guys can help Frodo. But we can't drag this thing out. Find the jacket, and get back here as soon as you can."
"All right, well. Let's try the Bree set. Come on, Sam"
"FFrrrooooooddddoooooo....."
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
"Freooodddoooo...hello.........ringa dinga ding........."
"It's you again..."
"Any luck finding my jacket?"
"I'm going to Bree. Maybe you left it in the bar. I just hope nobody gets in trouble for this."
"Wish I could remember where I left it. Bree.... Maybe."
"Find that rascal!"
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