The Bagginses

"It's Frodo... and the other one..."

"Shouldn't we tell them we are here?"

"No. If we do that, we'll scare the begezis out of the little guy and he'll be no good for the rest of the film."

"No, the best thing is just follow behind, out of sight, and make sure they find the jacket, give it back to Elijah, and get on with it."

"I've got my lap top. We could just order a new jacket from LL Bean. It could be here in 2 days."

"What. Are you nuts? He'd know. He was glued to that jacket from day one. No. We must find it. There is no other option"

"I have an idea, Mr. Frodo. We have about as much change of finding that jacket in Bree as the Gaffer does to win the lottery."

"What are you getting at?"

"I packed your lap top. Get online and order a jacket just like it from LL Bean. It can be here in two days.."

"Geez, Sam. He'd know it wasn't his. No. we must find the jacket and get it back to him so we can get on with it."

"There is no other option...."

"Let me get this straight. You're looking for Elijah's jacket? The brown one that he loves more than life?"

"I'm thinking it's in Bree. That's where we are going. If it's there, no problem. I just get it back to him and we move on."

"This should be easy, Frodo. Besides, a little break from sitting in a tree is cool. We're in"

"But how did he find you out here?"
"He came in a dream. Freaky looking guy. Gives me the willies. But he wants his jacket, and I told him I would find it for him."

"Not a word of this to anyone. ok? If Peter finds out, my goose will be cooked."

"Not a word, Frodo"

"I thought I would find you out here......"

"Where'd HE come from?!?

"RUN!!!!!!?

"I'm gonna die.... I'm gonna die......."

"HA HA HA HA HA!!! Did you see the look on their faces??!?
"You really are terrible, Peter."
"Chuckle"
"All right. Two days. That's all. If he doesn't find Elijah's jacket by then, it's back to work."

"You almost got us fired back there!"

"He's probably on the phone to my agent right now"
"Oh well, it was fun while it lasted."
"Well, since we're here, we might as well make the most of it."

"Better check on the jacket first...."

"Excuse me, but did you happen to find a corduroy jacket?

"Corduroy jacket. Hmmm. no, can't say that i found a jacket here. Sorry, little master."

"Where could he have left it then?"

"Ya think mehbe the Rivendell area? We could go see"

"All right. As soon as Merry get back from the loo, we'll leave."

Excuse me again, but could we get a doggy bag please?"

"I'm just glad Viggo and the others don't know what we're doin'."

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