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Elijah's Search for the Real Mac'n'Cheese
Explanation: For some odd reason (don't ask why) there's a running joke that Elijah likes Mac'n'Cheese and he'd do pretty much anything to get it (which is totally ridiculous and fictional, of course - I am sure he's got better taste than only eating that).So what happened is this Caption Story about Elijah looking everywhere for the Mac'n'Cheese - and how he finally solves the problem.
EW: One case of your Best Mac and Cheese please, Kraft, if you have it.
FP: Schatzi....eef I tol you vonce , i tol you zee thousandz times, zay do not sell zee Mac een Vancouverrr.
Heck i hate it when she's right...what am i gonna do?
....tender, succulent noodles....
....creamy processed american cheese...
....Velveeta!!!...GAH...
poing, poing, poing....I want my MAC! I want my MAC!...poing, poing, poing....
...no good, cant sleep...
Hi there…**flutters eyelashes** I’ve got some Mac N Cheese…
Really…
Eww…this isn’t Kraft!!!
After all my efforts…forever Macless. I just can’t stand it.
I can't stand it. There has to be one lousy box around here somewhere.
Nothing here...
10 bottles of Merlot, but can they stock one stupid box of mac and cheese? Nooooooooooo.....
Reach...reach....sock...half a baloney sandwich...augh, nothing!
I'm Frodo bleeping Baggins! Open up and hand over the mac!
Hey, I think I hid my secret stash in here....
Zut! Just a stupid Kylie Minogue CD. That's the last time McKellan gets to use my home entertainment system.
No mac and cheese. Oh the humanity! How can this be?
That's it. I must get the mac and cheese. I will get the mac and cheese.
Can you do it Doodle? It's drastic. It's illegal. Are you strong enough?
You're the Ringbearer. You made it to Mount Doom. You can do this.
Hello? Is this CheezDogg? Um, my name is...uh...Dom Monaghan. I need some mac and cheese, and I was told you have the connections. How much? Uh, about a kilo? Yeah, I can be there at 10. No, I will make sure I am not followed....
(by Annabelle, plaidpjs and bullroarer took)