Smiling Frodo

The Bagginses

Home of the Lord of the Rings Caption Page (est. July 2002)

Some old "new" captions

These are captions that seemed to have fallen into the shadows when the Caption Page was a building site.

Elijah - My teeth!! Someone stole my teeth!!
(by FrodoBaggins, Elijah's Grey Panthers)

Pics by MTV... Caps by Fozzer/Firefox, Elijah's Grey Panthers, EWForever

Oh yeah, there's nothing better in life than drinking a hot cup of coffee while wearing a puffy shirt...

Lemme just shave off these two hairs here....

Yes, I did just get out of the shower. Why do you ask?

If she pinces me I will stick Sam on her....

There better not be blond hair dye in that bottle....

I think the mullet is coming back in style....

Would you like some Candy, little girl?

Girl - I'll give you this camera, if you introduce me to Elijah.
Orli - Oh boy, Dom hates it when they try to bribe him...he's gonna lose it in about a second.
(by annabelle, Elijah's Grey Panthers)
Lady to Dom - do you mind taking my picture with Orli?
Dom - *thinks* Yep, it's that shirt. Drives women mad
(by Bonafide Frodoholic, Elijah's Grey Panthers)
Orlando to self - Wonder how long it will take for her to realize this dude is cardboard...
(by FrodoBaggins, Elijah' Grey Panthers)
Orli - Oh Gawd! I can't believe Dom's trying the "winner of the staring contest gets the camera" routine again
(by Harmony4u, Elijah's Grey Panthers

Jeez! Maybe eating 6 bean Burritos wasn't such a good idea!
(by Ygraine, Elijah's Grey Panthers)

Dom - Hehe, these inflatable Frodo dolls are so realistic.
Sean - Hmm... I think he needs more inflating, though. Where's the blow-up thingy?
Billy - I think it is down there by the feet somewhere.
(by Harmony4u from Grey Panthers Message Board)

Frodo Learns the Truth about His Ring....
(by FrodoBaggins, Elijah's Grey Panthers, referring to a thread on GP where the ring is being characterised as an alcoholic entity. )