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Gandalf - Frodo, dear boy, I'm going to tell you a little nonsense poem now... an old tale I rather like. I don't expect you'll understand it very well. There are few who do.
Frodo - All right, Gandalf! *thinks* So I won't understand it, eh? And how is this different from anything else he's ever told me?
One Bright Day...
... in the middle of the night...
... two dead boys...
... got up to fight, dear boy, they got up to fight.
Back to back...
... they faced each other...
...drew their swords...
... and shot each other.
A deaf policemen heard the noise...
... and saved the life of those two dead boys...
If you, dear boy, don't believe that these lies are true,
... then ask the blind man, for he saw it too.