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As smoke poured out of his mouth, Elijah suddenly regretted ordering the hottest curry on the menu....by Sminky, Elijah's Grey Panthers
Random Nazgūl - He's got a sword!! *other Nazgul cry out in alarm*
Lord of the Nazgūl - You idiots! We've all got swords!
Random Nazgūl - Oh yeah, right.by Lady Jane Grey Nine Days Queen
Legolas - Is that a raincloud I see? Gee, I hope not, my hair always gets all tangled and untidy in the rain.by Calenkemeniel, Elijah's Grey Panthers
Eomer - I've changed my mind, Theoden can pull off this battle on his own.
Gandalf - Yeah, let's find a Starbucks instead, I haven't had my morning coffee yet.
Eomer - Rohirrim! We will ride to Starbucks!
So, the other day Orlando gave me this new shampoo...
... it had a picture of a kangeroo on front.
I was kinda grossed out.
I mean, imagine if it *was* made of kangeroo! That'd just be so weird!
But then I remembered....
I don't have any hair!by Queen Ian, Elijah's Grey Panthers
Elijah - "Nnnoooo!!! Please!!! Not the poles!!!"Quote from Elijah's character in "The Faculty"