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Elrond - The ring must be destroyed in the firest of Mt. Doom.
Frodo - *Surely* there must be some other way!
Elrond - That is the only way. And don't call me Shirley.by Lady Jane Grey Nine Days Queen, Elijah's Grey Panthers
"Don't look down, don't look down, oh *why* did I look down... "by Alatariel, Elijah's Grey Panthers
*translated*: "New Line Entertainment presents "The Lord of the Rings - The Man and His Camera": How one Man can ruin All of Middle Earth with his Flash of Doom".by mrs aragorn, Elijah's Grey Panthers
Frodo - How do you like my impression of you, Sam?
That's not funny.by Theodred88, Elijah's Grey Panthers
Police Officer: Hands against the pole, please sir. Do not resist. You have the right to remain silent...
Lij: (thinking): Oh crapola, why'd I listen to Billy about keeping the Old Toby pipe... Where's Sean when ya need 'im?
Elijah, after hearing about Nazgirls and their tendency to drool, has finally decided to buy Drool Guard - the plastic wrap armour that will repel up to 30 galleons of drool or your money back!by mrs aragorn, Elijah's Grey Panthers