Smiling Frodo

The Bagginses

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Captions from Beware the Chipmunk

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My God, man! Don't you ever brush your teeth?! CUT! Someone get a tictac!

Geez-o-man! Don't you people ever dust in here?

I swear, if I have to hear one more chorus of "Row, row, row your boat", they are going to have a bit more than a lousy migraine!

I have this nasty feeling that someone's watching me.

Okay, now I've got helmet hair. Who's got a comb?

Urgh... he hugged me. I need sanatizer!!! NOW!!! Augh!

And here we have the handsome young Gamgee, Samwise, sporting the new Hobbiton Back to school Line.

Unfortunately, the wraiths had sorely underestimated the gate's width and were now firmly lodged in the opening. Sauron was not happy.