Home of the Lord of the Rings Caption Page (est. July 2002)
They really need to invent taxis...
PJ. "Yes Sean, all the emergency exists are here, here, and here. Hold hands, and walk in a straight line." - (by Daronda) PJ: K, here's the schedule. 5:00 am scene 35, 6:00am drive up to scene 28 and eat breakfast. 7:00 am go to the ware house to do some green screen shots...
Peter: "And this is me in spain last year. do you like my trunks?" - (by lorza windle)
PJ: So that's extra cheese with pepperoni-
Billy: No! We want mushrooms!
Sean: Can you get pizza with 'taters on it? - (by Newmoon)
PJ: "Okay then. So basically in this scene, Elijah, you act shocked and dumbfounded. Sean, you act overly protective of "Mr. Frodo". Dom, Billy, you guys act clueless and hungry. Got it?" - (by Ashley)
PJ: look guys, with this shortcut, you can pass to the next level, but don't tell this to Strider... - (by Gabrielle)
PJ- Look how many times do I have to tell you hobbits Middle earth telecom has high rates until 6:oopm. just look at this phone bill. - (by stacey)
Peter: "Okay, everybody crowd in, and pretend for the behind-the-scenes documentary crew that I have something really important written on this paper."
Dom: *snicker* "That's a really nice drawing of a duck, Peter."
Peter: "Ahem. It's a frog."
Dom: "...Like I said." - (by Marlynn)
Peter:(excited) . . .yeah and she said THIS line means I'm going to make an excellent movie that everyone will love! - (by Brynna)
Aragorn: *sigh* still not king... - (by Ghani)
Aragorn: I don't want to watch "Trading Spaces"!!! I want to watch "Stanly"!!! Why isn't the remote working???
Guy in backround: I think he had one "pint" to many!!! - (by Rose)
The Phat n fat club rejects Aragorn as a new member - (by MADison)
Hmmm.... Should I use it or mind-meld with it? - (MerryMary)
Aragorn: Don't let the fishing rod fool you. - (by izi)
VM- well, AnnaBell, now that the movie's over PJ said I can't keep you because when they sell you on e-bay you'll make millions. But don't fear I WILL get you back. - (by Randi)
Viggo: I wonder if the real Aragorn ever got this bored waiting patiently to kill something... - (by Draca)
"I could do some real damage with this thing....as soon as I learn how to use it......" - (by Courtney)
no one'll notice if i just...slip this in my sleeve... - (by Rachel)
Viggo sits and ponders the complexities of the number 9. - (by Diamond)
Some decided to combine the two pictures to submit your captions:
PJ: All right, that's a dollar from Elijah, 50 cents from Billy and Dom, and a five from Sean.
Later . . .
VIGGO: I can't believe we don't even have enough to order out. - (by Explody)
Peter: It's from Orlando ... it says "Have taken helicopter, going home. Job description did not say that shower time is limited, or that would have to run around fields with smelly mortals every day. -Bloom
P.S. Accidentally packed Viggo's lucky sock in my rush. Will return Mr. Happy Feet through post."
Viggo, talking to other sock: Do you know what that stupid elf did? First he calls me a smelly mortal, then he takes Mr. Happy Feet ... don't worry, Mrs. HF, we'll get your husband back ... - (by Brownie-In Motion)
DO YOU LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM?
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.
I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM HERE
I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A HOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A MOUSE.
WOULD YOU EAT THEM IN A BOX?
WOULD YOU EAT THEM WITH A FOX?
NOT IN A BOX. NOT WITH A FOX.
WOULD YOU? COULD YOU? IN A CAR?
I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, IN A CAR.
YOU MAY LIKE THEM. YOU WILL SEE.
YOU MAY LIKE THEM IN A TREE!
A TRAIN! COULD YOU, WOULD YOU, ON A TRAIN?
ups, how did that get in here...?
WOULD YOU , COULD YOU, IN THE DARK?
I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, IN THE DARK.
WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, IN THE RAIN?
I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, IN THE RAIN.
YOU DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM?
I DO NOT LIKE THEM SAM-I-AM.
COULD YOU, WOULD YOU, WITH A GOAT?
(Dom's character in SPIVS is called Goat.)
WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, ON A BOAT?
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM!
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.