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#split second previously#
PJ (off screen) : Er, guys, I hate to break to you, but, er, one of you has, er, Lij's wearing the wrong shirt, we're going to need to film this AGAIN.
Airline Express, 2005.
To make a long story short, we keep this from happening.
There is only one thing worse than a village idiot.
A village idiot with vegetation.
Frodo never liked it when grandma came over.by Hobbiteyes Frodo groans as a blast of 500 year old fish breath smacks him in the face by Aerya F: "Extreme facial make-over? You mean you're gonna do it to me, or did you already DO it do HIM?!"
A: Yuck...I think it smiled at me...by Mevie Deciding that war was not the answer, Aragorn decided to plant hedges around all of Gondor instead. Unfortunately, orc fertilizer was the only brand available. by whitemaid Aragorn: Resistance is...what? by Melodie Aragorn discovers that Boromir wasn't exaggerating about the air quality of Mordor. by Hobbiteyes The victorious army returns to Minas Tirith only to discover that dinner was to include broccoli. by MoreLunacy MoS: You cannot possibly hope to contest the Dark Lord. People go MAD in his presence!
Enter Matrix reference here.by Hobbiteyes elrond: what...is the capital of assyria? by sunshine Even foresight becomes a little difficult to use when your vision is going due to old age... by Percilla the Pink Elrond: Legolas, I'm planning on dying my hair blond, which number do you use; honeymist blond 223 or moonlight blond 137? by madtook28 Elrond: Are you Aragorn, or are you a brilliant computer program that has manifested an allusion that only looks like Aragorn? by Faerlan
When the hobbits stopped to build snowmen for the fourth time, Gandalf lost all patience.by Hobbiteyes The Giant Snowball cometh.
The most common drawback of living to be 6,517 years old. You simply stop looking at the expiration dates on those boxes of crackers...by Erisan The Ring was to be taken to Mordor by someone approximately three feet tall. He was to be accompanied by a blonde, a man with a phobia of soap, a man with anger management problems, a homicidal dwarf, and three more midgets, at least one of which who had absolutely no idea what was going on.
Les Miserablesby PhiePhie This, ladies and gentlemen, is the outward appearance of a tender-hearted, sweet-natured elf, obviously saddened by something terrible that has happened to another, but little do we know what he is actually thinking inside...