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"Whom do you serve?"
"Hunt them down. Do not stop until they are found."
"You do not know pain. You do not know fear."
"You will hear Smashing Pumpkins!"
"Dude, we're still on per diem, right?"
(by bullroarer took )
"OWWW! You're standing on my foot!!"
"Well, if you weren't walking right behind me, I wouldn't be standing on your foot! Now would I?"
"If you weren't walking so slow, I wouldn't be right behind you and you woudn't be on my foot! There."
"If I weren't stuck with carrying most of your junk, I wouldn't be walking so slow, and you wouldn't be walking right behind me and I wouldn't be standing on your foot! Geez!"
"I know what your problem is, Mr. Frodo".
"It's the CDs...."
"You're having withdrawals..."
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