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Nasty, evil little Merry...
Die you scene-stealing scum! *attacks... hat-stand. Yes. That's what it is. Just a very amazing hat-stand...*
Firstly, look what you've done to my hat-stand!
I'll have you know these arms were straight this morning!
*sniff* I'm sorry... *sniff*
Secondly, that big firey eyed dude says you know the secret to the Secret Ingredient
My lovely, precious-
Dude. Get a girlfriend.
What? Oh, just tell me the secret, darnnit!
Well... you see... *sniff* I don't actually know it...
Haha! You're kidding!... right?
No. *sniff sniff* I'm not...
But I know a guy who does!
He is the one they call Orlando.
He is currently redecorating his summer house.
Orlando's voice - What is that hobbit doing there?
We know your secret about the Secret Ingredient!
*And Orlando, who realises the obvious, that Frodo knowing about his secret Secret Ingredient isn't a good thing, decides to throw them in his summer house dungeon (a scene, which, out of lack of pictures is skipped here*
We'll get you for this, Orlando!
*The hobbits are locked in the very same cells that Ori, Gloin, Thorin, Balin, and way too many other dwarves with confusing names were put in over 60 years previous.*
And so the poor hobbits were trapped...
Sam: Is that a secret door?
Frodo: No, Sam. You asked me that ten minutes ago.
Sam: Oh. Well. Is *that* a secret door?
Frodo: Sam. There are no secret doors.
But I don't like it in here, Mr Frodo
That, Sam is infact the point.
And I'm hu-u-ungry!
Oh shut up. I'm sure Gandalf will come and rescue us sooner or later.
Any minute now...
*4 hours later*
Is Gandalf coming soon, Frodo?
*twitch. glare* Gee, Pippin, shall I just use my amazing psychic powers and find out, huh?
That'd be great!
Must. Not. Kill. Pippin. Brownies, think of the brownies Frodo!
Sam: Hang on! Is that a secret door?
For the last time Sam! THERE ARE NO SECRET DOORS!
No. Wait. It is!
Continued soon... .