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Hello, everyone. I'm Eowyn and welcome to my new restaurant!
She has a restaurant now?! I think I'll find a nice trash can to eat out of.
Did somebody say something about food?
Yes. Everybody sit down and I'll bring out today's special.
Pippin: Excuse me, my drink isn't fizzing.
Are you sure this is a good idea? I heard she's a bad cook.
Dude! It's far worse than you think . . .
Here's the food. I hope you like it!
Sam: I don't know if we should eat this. It looks kind of, well, disgusting.
Frodo: Just be polite and eat it.
Okay, I'll try it.
Yuck! I need to spit!
What is this?
Well! That's interesting.
Frodo: This is terrible!
Faramir: I warned you!
What is this supposed to be again?
I think I'm going to be sick . . .
Me too!
Theoden: I can't believe they are that dingy!
Legolas: What?!