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Contest # 29

The choice was tough... there were well over 200 entries I had to choose from, and I could fill a whole page just with those. If you'd like to view all submitted captions, please go [here] .

Legolas: "That's Boromir, unless my eyes are cheated by some spell. But I thought he was dead?"
Aragorn: "Please, Legolas, read again the text above the entrance..." *sigh*

by Big Boy Legolas: So you brought the torch, right? Aragorn: Erm... by Holz You best start beliveing in ghost stories, you're about to enter one. by Chibi Haldir After hours of waiting in line Aragorn and Legolas still wait for their turn on the LORT official theme park ride "The Paths of the Dead". by Marille After a slight detour to the movies...
Aragorn: *waves hand once* The door WILL open. *waves hand again* It WILL open. *waves hand again* IT WILL OPEN!
Legolas: *mutters* I knew going to see Star Wars was a bad idea.... by Spazzy LEGOLAS: It says, "The doors of Durin, Lord of Moria..." ARAGORN: Oh CRUD!!! by arwentheelf02 Legolas *thinks*-Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the prettiest elf of them all? (me, duh)
Aragorn *thinks*-Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the greasiest of them all? Who can smell the ickiest, and go the longest without taking a shower before he and everyone within ten miles of him drops dead? And mirror, mirror, on the wall.....why did you just crack? by Captain Kirk And a little "special" for Monty Python lovers (like me, heh):

Bridgekeeper: What is your name?
Aragorn: Aragorn son of Arathorn, heir to the throne of Gondor!
Bridgekeeper: What is your quest?
Aragorn: To end the War of the Ring!
Bridgekeeper: What...is the air speed velocity of an unleaden swallow?
Aragorn: ...What do you mean? African or European?
Bridgekeeper: ...I don't know. (Tossed into the flaming pit)
Legolas: How do you know so much about swallows?
Aragorn: Well, one has to know these things when you're going to be king.

by Zoey

Having already had a damaging experience with The One Hammock of Doom, Elijah decided it best to approach it with caution.

submitted by EllaG

Celeborn - Galadriel's finally gone. *looks around* So... hmm... Elrond... did you get it?

Celeborn - Yes!
Elrond - I had Gandalf go get the miruvor and Lembas. He should be back any time now...
Celeborn - Good thinking Mitzi.

submitted by Mandeville

by Alatariel

Legolas vowed to never again be the first to fall asleep at a slumber party with the hobbits.

submitted by EllaG

Whoa, Gandalf, you used a little too much bleach!

submitted by Princess Elfie

If I keep looking this sexy, I'll steal all of Orlando's fangirls. *singing* I'm too sexy for your love...

submitted by Firithfalaswen

Orli - We're in a carriage.
Helen - *thinks* Good God, someone kill me...
Orli - The carriage has wheels...

submitted by Rapidash Rachel

But, monsieur, it's only a wafer thin mint!

submitted by sue

*Legolas naming the last of his arrows*
And you look like a Yoolie... yes... Yoooolie!

submitted by wellingtonboots