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The choice was tough... there were well over 200 entries I had to choose from, and I could fill a whole page just with those. If you'd like to view all submitted captions, please go [here] .
Legolas: "That's Boromir, unless my eyes are cheated by some spell. But I thought he was dead?"
Aragorn: "Please, Legolas, read again the text above the entrance..." *sigh*
Bridgekeeper: What is your name?
Aragorn: Aragorn son of Arathorn, heir to the throne of Gondor!
Bridgekeeper: What is your quest?
Aragorn: To end the War of the Ring!
Bridgekeeper: What...is the air speed velocity of an unleaden swallow?
Aragorn: ...What do you mean? African or European?
Bridgekeeper: ...I don't know. (Tossed into the flaming pit)
Legolas: How do you know so much about swallows?
Aragorn: Well, one has to know these things when you're going to be king.
Having already had a damaging experience with The One Hammock of Doom, Elijah decided it best to approach it with caution.submitted by EllaG
Celeborn - Galadriel's finally gone. *looks around* So... hmm... Elrond... did you get it?
Celeborn - Yes!
Elrond - I had Gandalf go get the miruvor and Lembas. He should be back any time now...
Celeborn - Good thinking Mitzi.
Legolas vowed to never again be the first to fall asleep at a slumber party with the hobbits.submitted by EllaG
Whoa, Gandalf, you used a little too much bleach!submitted by Princess Elfie
If I keep looking this sexy, I'll steal all of Orlando's fangirls. *singing* I'm too sexy for your love...submitted by Firithfalaswen
Orli - We're in a carriage.
Helen - *thinks* Good God, someone kill me...
Orli - The carriage has wheels...
But, monsieur, it's only a wafer thin mint!submitted by sue
*Legolas naming the last of his arrows*
And you look like a Yoolie... yes... Yoooolie!