The Bagginses

Captions from StupidRing.com

Photo submitted by Elfrodeo

Viggo: Brilliant plan Karl!
Karl: I know! Put us beside Orcs and we're as pretty as Orlando!
(by Lulinda)

Saruman: You look tense, Lurtzy. Can I get you anything? Some warm milk, perhaps? Ovaltine?
(by KimTV)

or

Saruman: You know, he doesn't look quite like the picture on the "Make Your Own Elf" box.
(by Lothlorienbaby)

or

Saruman: Haven't I told you a thousand times not to play catch with the Palantir in the tower???
Lurtz: *Gazes defiantly off into space* Whatcha gonna do? Ground me?
(by SilverIceElf)

or

Saruman: *wiping eyes* They grow up so fast!
(by Marrim)

or

Saruman: Do you know how the Orcs first came into being?
Lurtz: Well...*blushes* when two Orcs love each other very much....
(by Marrim

or

Saruman: Hmmmm. Dreadlocks are so 2nd age. How about a nice fade?
(by Lulinda

Dom: Alright Elijah, now if you want to tig the photographer, you've got to wear a shirt like Orli.
Elijah: What?!?! No way!
(by Pippin the Elf)

or

Dom: What the...? He was blonde the last time I saw him.
(by PharazAnnun)

or

"Three of these things
Are all together.
Three of these things
Are kinda the same.
But one of these things
Is not like the others....."
(by katran28)

"To be or not to be, that is the question."
(by CelandineHaleth)

or

"So, then, you're saying that I shouldn't have thrown the Palantir away?"
(by Pennemiriel)

or

"What? I still don't look creepy enough? Maybe I should put some more grease in my hair..." (br) (by palantir3owner)

or

"Why yes, I do have poor circulation. Does it show?"
(by katran28)

or

"What? You mean the Undead look is no longer in fashion and no one bothered to tell me?!"
(by MEDICRN18)

or

"You don't think that Eowyn finds me attractive then?"
(by Pennemiriel)

or

"Look, just give me back my eyebrows, yeah?"
(by Elentari Anvanya)

"The name's Baggins. Frodo Baggins."
(by Bunnie)

or

"Uh, Sam are you sure this is enough of a disguise to slip through Mordor with? I think we should go with the whole nose and mustache combo these came with originally."
(by MEDICRN18)

or

Geeze! Now I know why they call you Gandalf the White!
(by Russ)

or

Because ALL the BIG stars wear 'em, THAT'S Why!
(by Russ)

or

Frodo: I couldn't afford brown colored contacts to take people's attention off my eyes, so these shades will just have to do.
(by aneya26)

or

Frodo: (with a cheezy Arnold Schwarzenegger accent.) "I'll be there and back again." (by katran28)

"Throw that popcorn and you're a dead hobbit, Sam!"
(by Pennemiriel)

or

"When I become king my fashion designer is SO fired!"
(by LMBeth)

"Enough with the cracks already about how this looks like I'm sitting in a hobbit hole!"
(by MEDICRN18)

or

"No, I'm not coming out of here to do this shoot until someone gets me some decent shoes!"
(by BunnieBugs)

No, no, not that button Pippin.. the other one! Oh how long do we have to stand here grinning like idiots???
(by SilverIce)

or

As you can see, the police have marked out the crime scene. They have not yet identified any suspects, but the snow was stolen sometime last night. We only want the snow back, no questions asked.
(by Pennemiriel)