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Theoden:...and as I was saying, people of Rohan, I do believe that my hair is a significantly bolder colour than Legolas', therefore proving that the politically correct name is in fact strawberry blonde, thus showing that...
Aragorn: Dear Log, this has been an extremely bad day. Still not King. Surrounded by incompetent fools. Singled out as a brunette.
Today we will be practicing the art of Occlumency...I will need a volunteer for me to read their mind.
I'll do it.
*hums men in tights*
Hey! I am an elf! I didn't pick the wardrobe Mr. I-only-wear-black!
Very well then. Step right up, and start concentrating on something.
Leg ili mens? Isn't that latin for "Legsie into men?"
It's just the spell! Now, again! Legilimens!
(what he sees)
Not even going to ask. Let us try this again. Legilimens!
(again, what he sees)
oooh, I like Revlon!
I know, I love it toooo! It doesn't flake at all!
Professor, you are talking to a man in tights, about Revlon Nailpolish? Pathetic. Wait till I tell my father...
OH SHUT UP MALFOY! YOU WEAR TOO MUCH HAIR GEL!
Now, Legolas, for the last time, CONCENTRATE! AND NOT ON SOMETHING SILLY! LEGILIMENS!!!!!!
and he sees....
She's Brazilian...*day dreams*
Ron: I....I like Brazilians!
Billy - Row, row, row your car, gently down the street... Whoa, my oar just went all squiggly!by Elanor Vanimedle, Elijah's Grey Panthers
Faramir: Just tell me your names and then you can have some brownies.
Sam: No, you give us the brownies first and then we will tell you our names.
Faramir: If you want these brownies here then you must tell me your names.
Sam: *Whispering* Frodo you snatch the brownies while his back is turned and I will keep him busy.
Frodo: But he will suspect this.
Sam: Just do as I say.
Dom - Remember, I was sitting here, and you were sitting right here, and then you spilled something and had to move and then you were too hot and you had to move over here and....by Elanor Vanimedle, Elijah's Grey Panthers