Home of the Lord of the Rings Caption Page (est. July 2002)
Elijah reacts badly when he sees his receeding hairline in the reflection of the CD case.
Boromir: Today is a good day, little brother! Here you go, you deserve this.
Faramir: A nonfat double grande mochachino with extra whipped cream! You're the best, bro!!
Guy behind Faramir: non-fat, what a sissy!
"Duracell - The Long Lasting Battery when All other Lights go out."
Pippin: What is it, Merry?
Merry: I don't rightly know, Pip.
Legolas: It's hideous! This foul creature must be destoyed!
Aragorn: Easy, tiger. No weapon of men or elven kind can defeat such a mightly foe.
Gandalf: Seriously. It ain't easy to smote your enemy's ruin on the mountainside. I should know.
Legolas: No, really, I can hit it! Look, watch me slay the dreadful beast!
Gimli: Oh look. You missed. Quelle suprise.
Frodo: All is lost. There is no hope. Our quest has failed.
Sam: Uh, guys? Don't you think you're being a tad dramatic? After all....
Treebeard: Ooooh!! I can't wait to play with my new hobbit action figures!
Ah, my fangirls, you're bowing in the wrong direction! Bow to me!
Go on, Sam! Ask Rosie for a dance!
I can't. I don't know how to dance.
Don't despair. In three easy lessons at the Peter Jackson School of Dance, you can learn to dance using smooth moves like me.
You gently lead with your left hand and then step forward making sure not to stomp on her feet.
Peter: Look, it's step left 1-2-3, step right 1-2-3, THEN turn.
Aragorn: Oh! Step, THEN turn
Aragorn: Please, just one last tango.
Eowyn: No. My feet are killing me.
I won't dance! Don't ask me!
I would love to cha-cha but I keep tripping on my beard.
Gandalf: I wish someone would ask me to dance. *sigh*
Sam: was that 1-2-3 step turn? or 1-2-3 turn, step? Oh, I'm never going to get Rosie to notice me!
Orlando was not impressed by the Drag queen that had gatecrashed the POTC set.
Saruman bores Grima with another one of his fish tales.
Saruman: The one that got away was this big.
Grima:*groan* Not this story again
Actually, the fish was only this big.
Shhhh... I'm playing a little joke on Sean...
Sean: What did you say? I couldn't hear you.
Elijah: Oh nothing Sean...nevermind *snicker*
This morning I carefully placed a "KICK ME" sign on Sean's back.
Sean hasn't got a clue.
You're not going to tell him, are you?
OH NO! It looks like Sean found out. He is running this way yelling my name.
Legolas, sick of Aragorn's endless blonde jokes, takes drastic measures.