Home of the Lord of the Rings Caption Page (est. July 2002)
And this is what we're going to fire at the Oscar voters...by Vicky Ollier PJ: Ok, see where it says, "Do not hold in hands"? Now- Hold it in your hand! by Newmoon Pete: Now! This is your big introduction scene. Try not to look stupid lighting this big rocket inside a tent.
Um, are you here with the hobbits, sir? Because they're in one of the lower circles. This is an invitation only after-coronation party.by sixfuzzyslippers, Elijah's Grey Panthers
So you're saying that if I drink this red magic potion, the wings will disappear?by LaWise
Dove droppings!submitted by Catt
Theoden: Is this everyone you could round up, Eomer?submitted by Lathrawen 2927
Frodo - What are you doing?
Gandalf - *with an evil smile* - Forwarding it to your future address.
For future references: It hurts when your hair gets caught up in a helmet.submitted by Starling
Frodo learns the hard way that the batteries that provided Sting with electricity should under no circumstances come into contact with water.by Dunwethien, Elijah's Grey Panthers
Cameraman: "Okay, smile, everybody! This is for the obituaries!"
Aragorn: "Ours, or yours?"
Guy in back (on left): "That's it-I'm outta here."
Guy in back (on right): "I'm with you on that one."
Legolas: [Thinking] "I hope my hair looks all right."
Central guy in middle row: "Man, that dwarf is short!"
Gimli: "All right, enough with the photography: let's kick some orc!"
Gamling: "Obituaries? Hmmm...maybe bunny ears would be a bad idea...."
Theoden: "I'm smiling!"
I spy with my little eyes...submitted by Starling
Stay away from my chocolate!!submitted by Starling
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*slap* - I'm not sure I deserved this.submitted by Julie, in relation to Pirates of the Caribbean
Billy: So how does this thing work?
Peter: First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it...