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Lij: Okay, Pete, so I just hang by these tiny ledges and look confused and devastated until you say the shot's over, right? Oh, and like you said, it's only two feet down, so no worries if I fall!
PJ: Right Lij (thinks) Two feet to the net, then another forty-eight to the ground, but we don't need to tell him that.
Elijah? Will you read me a bed time story?
Only if you promise to go to sleep right away after it.
Sure, I promise.
Once upon a time, there was a cat, he was a very fine cat, and one day he..
I once had a cat, his name was Felix. He wasn't magical, but...
Yes, I know, he was a very fine cat too, now let's get on with the story, ey?
ok.. He wasn't magical, but he was very good at doing tricks. Like jumping through rings and climbing trees..
Were the rings on fire?
Frankly, I don't know, now, lets get on with it shall we?
..But what this cat did best, was to steal food from the kitchens in his neighbourhood. One day he sneaked into mrs. Pithalo's kitchen and...
Can I have a glass of milk? I'm thirsty.
Hey! I'm trying to read you a story here, and you keep interruping me! Now, that's very rude young man!
I'm leaving now, and I'm taking my book with me. Next time you ask someone to read them a bedtimestory, learn some manners, ey?
What a peculiar boy..by Calenkemeniel, Elijah's Grey Panthers
Brad - Steal my wife, will ya?by Heidi
Some people are not affected by pipeweed,
but for others it can cause harmful side effects, such as...
CRAVINGS FOR RAW MEAT
BEING FRIGHTENED EASILY
MESSY OR GREASY HAIR
MOOD SWINGS, inlcuding...
making icky faces at people for no apparent reason...
... or sticking your tongue out at them...
...becoming extremely irritable...
... and experiencing severe depression...
After some sideway glances, Elrond began to wonder about the mysterious stranger, and who exactly Mr. Anderson was...submitted by Christiana