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Sean: Arr! Blast this static cling!!
by Happy Hobbit Frodo just stands in sullen defeat and watches as Sam demonstates that his Irish dance is better than Frodo's. by youknowho You were right, Mr. Frodo. An Oliphaunt HAS gone through here! by Mother Bird Sean: Must get feet in shot, must not have been in make up for hour and a half for no reason. by anonymous Getting used to the Hobbit feet: Day 1
This is what would've happened if the "Lord of the Rings" hadn't been a success.
by Robinos, Elijah's Grey Panthers; Picture by jago (worth1000.com)
You think the face-lift is too much?
submitted by Brooke
Another night of drinking and partying in the Shire...
submitted by Tallulah
Aragorn: You go first.
Legolas: No, you go first.
A: Well, I'm royalty.
L: Well, so am I.
Boromir: Well, there's only one of you, Legolas, and there's two of us men so you go.
L: No, the second man is expendable so you can go.
B:Okay, oldest to youngest.
A: How about youngest to oldest, instead?
L: Boromir, I'm your best friend.
B: Exactly. That's why you'd go before me.
We come to it at last... the Great Dinner of our time.
submitted by DwarfPrincess
by haleycopter, Elijah's Grey Panthers
Oh why did I eat Frodo's hot dog before the voyage...?
submitted by Kayla
Playing the harmonica seems to lighten Boromir's mood.
by Calenkemeniel, Elijah's Grey Panthers
"Stop! In the name of love!
submitted by Gil-Estel
Sam - Oh, look Mr. Frodo, a King Fisher!
Frodo - Sam, not now.

Gandalf, that wasn't fair! Just because our height was gaining on you doesn't mean that you had to go drink ent-draught, too!
Merry - Yeah!
So, this is the "poin-tee" end? And this will only put them to sleep? For how long?
submitted by Kahli

Camera.

Camera.

Yet another camera.

Oh look, there's my friends Dizzy and Artemis!

THEY BROUGHT ME BROWNIES!!!!
by Dizzy Brunette, Elijah's Grey Panthers
I don't know, why DID the chicken cross the road?
submitted by Starling
If they try anything on Mr. Frodo, I'll kill 'em.
submitted by Ellie & Jack