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Contest # 26
| Sam: I can fly! I can fly I can-*Crash* Frodo: MEDIC! |
by Lindsey |
| Frodo: Nothing like the Riverdance on broken glass, eh? Sam: We Hobbits get no respect! Where's my agent, so I can strangle him! |
by CJ Blue |
| Frodo: Eeek! A bug! Sam: I got it Mr Frodo. |
by pixie |
| Sam decides that just perfecting the monkey face wasn't good enough. Frodo: I'm not with him. |
by Habitual Wanderer |
| Sam: DIE! Evil things! DIE! Frodo: What the...? Sam: The cockroaches! Evil nasty roaches Mr. Frodo! Frodo: I don't see anything Sam. Samwise: Oh! But they're there! Frodo: Rrrriiiggghhhtt...... |
by Faerie in Combat Boots |
| Sam: One ... two ... three ... umm ... two ... left ... you know, Frodo, I'm starting to admire this Michael Flatley guy more and more. How does he bloody do that?! | by Casquivana |
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After overhearing PJ's plans to film a remake, Sean begins practicing for the title role in "King Kong". Getting used to the Hobbit feet: Day 1 Sean: "Hey, look! If I walk like this, I won't trip over-" WHAM! Elijah: "...I think I'm just going to wait for the car..." |
by Alquawen |
| Frodo was amazed to find that Sam had taken up Riverdance. | by Jewel Took |
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Elijah to himself: 'We've been up since three in the morning, we've had to run up hills, fall of cliffs, walk in rain and God knows what more...' Sean: 'But now it's lunchtime!' Sean: 'Who put those ants in my pants?!' |
by Janie |
| Frodo: Eeeeyyooo , you steped in it !! | by Gala |
| Sean: I WANT MY TEDDY BEAR!!!!!! Elijah: Calm down man, way to have a hissy fit! |
by SupaLorLor |
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Sam- one step left...now a hop to the right... aw Mr. Frodo, i KNOW i buried it here... Frodo- hurry sam, we have to find it! Sam- i know Mr. Frodo... it's the ring getting to ya... we'll just have to keep looking... Frodo- but why is the rum gone?!?!?! Sam- UGH! what is that horrid stink...must be a bog nearby... Frodo- NO SAM! dont step in the...! *sigh* too late.... |
by Kathryn |
| Sean: RUUUNNN!!! THIS SET IS NOT SAFE!!!! Elijah: ok, just because they called for a lunch break, doesnt mean you'll break something... |
by Shieldmaiden |
| Sam: *singing* We're skippin' We're skippin' lalalala Frodo: Sam, there's needs to be two of us to be a "we" Sam:*ignoring* We're skippin' skippin' Frodo: SAM SHUT UP! do you want to destoy this ring or not!?! Sam: sorry Mr. frodo |
by FoolofaTook |
| Sam: "Wheeeeee!" Frodo: "I do not know him." |
by pharazgil |
| Frodo has learned the old saying "LOVE YOUR ELVISH CAPE AND IT WILL LOVE YOU!" Sam however....... |
by Daronda |
| Lij - Now is not the time to audition for King Kong!(edit by LaWise: this was independent from the first one) | by Jane |
| "FEE FIE FO FUM I SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN ENGLISHMAN!!!!" "no sean, actually that's probably YOUR foot-see, it's bleeding again.." "What?! nooooooo!" |
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| Sean: Darnit! These darn prostetic hobbit feet are so hard to walk in! Elijah: *gulp* Left foot... right foot... left foot.... right foot... who made these things? |
by Me |
| Sean: I can still feel that splinter...guess I can't work today. Elijah: But it been 3 weeks..... |
by _liz_elf_girl |
| Sam (singing): I've got no strings to hold me down... | by Rose |
| You put your right foot in, you take your right foot out, you put your right foot in and you...shake..No, no, Mr. Frodo, RIGHT foot..RIGHT foot!" | by Robin |
| Sam: You're very lucky I agreed to do the legendary chicken dance for you Mr. Frodo!!! | by Starling |
| You were right, Mr. Frodo. An Oliphaunt HAS gone through here! | by Mother Bird |
| As Sean is jumping around yelling in disgust at what he stepped in, Elijah is trying very hard not to laugh. | by viggo's lass |
| Frodo tries desperately to be incognito as Sam begins to dance. Sam: You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you do the hobbit pokey and turn yourself around... |
by Lilka |
| Sam: Mr. Frodo, this broken glass doesn't look very SAFE!!! | by PnutandSamsMom |
| Sam trying to dance...note the key word is trying. | by San Wolfanbe |
| Sam: I'm a little teapot, short and stout, here is my handle, here is my... Frodo: I KNEW I shouldn't've let him have that pint... |
by Leo Valmort |
| Sean: Elijah dont worry i will find your contact. | by Tolky |
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Sam: "You put your right foot in you put your right foot out your right forrt out, you put your right foot in and you shake it all about..." Frodo: I do not know him Sam:. What am I? Ok I'll give you a hint oooahhhheeeaaahh. Frodo: I dont want to play charades Sam. |
by Annie |
| Nobody knew where Elijah's collection of Red Biting Ants had gone, but Sean Astin could guess... | by Mrs Frodo |
| Sean(pretending to be sam):I told you Mr. Frodo! that Gollum fellow was dishonest! Frodo: .::sigh::. Sean, we're off-set. PJ, did Sean get his meds this morning? |
by KT orli's angel143 |
| S:wooohhhh Stupid feet! This is day 57 of the feet not being on camera E;(thinking) U must be really bored when u count things haveing to do with feet... the guy u can see the arm of: I'm glad I dont have hobbit feet. (trips over rock) |
by Johna |
| Sam: And then King Kong went like this, and he squished the people! Frodo: Oh dear God, someone save me. |
by Rachel |
| Frodo and Sam were quite surprised when the Elvish cloaks they had recieved in Lothlorien began to attack and nibble them. | by Stephanie |
| Frodo:Sam, I'v told you a million times, Gollumn's not going to sneak up one you. Sam:Please Mr.Frodo, just tiptoe, I'm scared |
by anonymous |
| Sean: Arr! Blast this static cling!! | by Happy Hobbit |
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Sam's monkey impression quickly became annoying to poor mr. frodo Frodo told Sam not to use that laxative so early in the morning..... Sam proves that artificial feet can be a killer.... |
by Heidi of Mirkwood |
| sam:...and all of a suuden this big, like HUGE bird came and attacked mr. frodo. luckily i had my frying pan in hand. frodo: oh please, the bird was bigger than my thumb. show off. |
by anonymous |
| Sam: Everybody polka! Frodo: No. |
by Bubbles |
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Sam: THE DISEMBODIED ARM OF DEATH!! RUUUUUUN!! Frodo: *sigh* Frodo: Finally, a picture that has nothing to do with a sharp and/or shiny object! Sam: Hey, look! A penny! |
by Eowyn |
| "And THIS Mr. Frodo is how we squish up the poe-ta-toes to make them mashed. Don't worry we'll have some wine too. Hand me those grapes please? | by lilelf |
| Frodo: Sam, did you eat those magnets again? | by Not Telling |
| Sam, stop trying to river dance. It's scaring Rosie, Pippin, Diamond, Merry Estillia, and exspecially,ME. | by Jordan |
| Doin' the Time Warp is easy, Mr. Frodo. It's just a jump to the left... | by Eddie McFarlane |
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Sean: ROTK got three Golden Globes! WHOO-HOO! (does happy dance) Elijah: Dude, it's not like it's the *Oscars*... Sean(singing): Let's do the Time Warp aaaagaaaaiiiinnnn! Elijah: I wonder if I should tell him about the camera? Nah... Sean: (English-accented gibberish) Hamumblemumblemumble $?*%+@# ANIMALS!! SHAAARON!! Elijah: I should never have told him about helping clean up after the Osbournes' dog... |
by Kitsune-Chan |
| Sam: So it's suppose to be a jump to the RIGHT and then a step to the LEFT. put your hand on your hips...... Frodo: No No No. It's a jump to the LEFT. LEFT you fool. Then a Step to the RIGHT. Really I'm never taking you to Rocky Horror again. |
by Icky-84 |
| EW: Sam what did I tell you about drinking on set? SA: I wasssn't drinkin' Shut up, you, you hobbit!...I'm sorry, I LOVE you Mr. Frodo!!!!! *starts crying* |
by Lindsay |
| Sam: Mr. Frodo I told you not to leave your tacks lying all around Frodo: (giggle) sorry Sam |
by Karen |
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S:aghhhh!!! there's ants in my PANTS!!! E:i KNEW three years of filming would do things to him.... hobbit feet & prosthetic glue-$25.00 shortpants, vest, & cloak-$50.00 dancing lessons-$10.00 per lesson watching a slightly over-weight hobbit attempt the riverdance-priceless some things money can't buy...for everything else, there's master card...the choice of shire hobbits everywhere |
by Captain Kirk |
| Sam:HUG ME SOMEONE!! Frodo:Not me. Get Viggo. *Viggo's voice* Oh, Sean... Sam:Ahhhhhhh!! |
by Scottish Elf |
| Frodo easily slipped on his cloak bought at the Lothlorien Semi-Annual Sale, but Sam had a little more trouble. | by Samantha |
| SAM: Hey, Frodo can you teach me how to dance like you did at Bilbo's party... did you say step, jump, do a chicken dance or step, jump, squat, and do a russian dance?!?! | by Dan |
| Sam - Climb every mountain!!! Frodo - uhhhhhhhhh sam you did remember not to drink the water in Mordor riiiiiggggggght? |
by missy |
| sam prepares the way for frodo in yet another way.... ant stomping! | by Hannah |
| Sam: Mr. Frodo, lets hopstotch to Mordor. | by Alicia |
| Harsh winters in middle earth!!!! | by Heidi of the woodland realm |
| Sean- *cry* he called me fat ahha hha I'm telling! | by Pippinrulestheworld |
| Frodo: Um...Sam, are you still drunk from last night party? Sam: Um I don't think so. Frodo: Okay. Let's try something, walk in straight line without staggering. Sam: Okay! *Frodo watches Sam not budging for a 3 minutes* Frodo: Um what the hell are you doing, Sam? I asked you to walk! Sam: I'm trying... but I'm waiting for the ground to steady itself. Frodo: GAaaaaahh....*walks away in despair* |
by Lula |
| Elijah: I can't believe how realistic the makeup on our feet is. Sean: What makeup? Elijah: *long pause* The makeup on our feet. Sean: They didn't put any on my feet... |
by Judson |
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After filming the Shelob scene, Elijah and Sean both developed this strange paranoia about being bitten by spiders Sam: You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you put your right foot in and you shake it all about...Come on, Mr. Frodo, the hokey pokey always cheers you up! Sean: Oh, I don't understand this Tai-Bo thing at all. Frodo: Sam...oh, forget it. Elijah forces himself to walk by, fighting a desperate urge to trip Sean while he's crowing about getting to his trailer without falling. |
by Celesti |
| Sean: And I shall call him Squishy and he shall be... Oh dear. Uh, does anyone have a towel? Elijah: Didn't we use up all the "Squishy" jokes in the last caption contest!? |
by Kitsune-Chan |
| sam: look at me mr frodo, im a the plane off the aeroplane jelly advert *i love aeroplane jelly, aeroplane jelly for me* (at the top of his lungs) frodo: oh sam, didnt i say people would remember you, samwise the jelly plane! |
by kareece |
| Sam: "Mushrooms!!! Frodo: "Geez Sam aren't you getting enough food on the set!?" |
by Orelinde |
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Sean has never been very good at acting out a temper tantrum . . . Because Elijah and Sean are arguing over which way is north, they don't notice that everyone else is going the OTHER way . |
by Anàwiel |
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Frodo: Sam, this is no time to be pretending you're "Samwise, Lord of the Ant-Destroyers"! Sam: There, now we've gotten rid of teat 'orrid ring once and for all. And now for a final pat of the dirt . . . Frodo: SAM!!! |
by Classical Gollum |
| Sam gets rejection. | by Melvsaiel |
| frodo:sam what are you doing? sam:I practice for the middle-earth contest |
by kat_d_hobbit |
| Sam- UGH!!!!! Frodo- What's wrong? Sam- I stepped in dog crap! |
by elfy-witch |
| After finding out how to walk in his hobbit feet sam decided to skip down the hill to test them. Frodo: Sam watch out for that tree!!! TRIP! WHAM! ROLL! SILENCE!!! SAM: (muttering and in pain) maybe next time....................never mind, there won't be a next time. |
by SamWiseTerry |
| Sam-Oh geez! Gollum shaved our feet again! and I just stepped in...Ew! Get it off! Get it off! Frodo-What did you step in Sam? (steps in it)..Oh. that. |
by Sarah |
| Sean: ahh darn it!! Can't people remember it's impossible to walk normal on hot sand!! | by Jllz |
| Sean: For Sam, PJ originally wanted me THIS big!! Elijah: *groans* |
by charlotte |
| Sam: Did this cloak shrink in the laundry? Frodo: Sam, I think you need to cut down on the lembas. |
by thegreatdecay |
| SAM.(Stamp, stamp,) I don't like spiders... FRODO. I hope we don't see any more, Sam. |
by Margaret |
| Sam: run mr. Frodo, there are strange people chasing after us! Frodo: no, i already talked to them, they said that they are doing a documentary on our quest, its goning to air on the Discovery channel on Wednesday! |
by Shieldmaiden |
| Sam: Mr. Frodo, I'm gonna run down this hill and make sure it's "safe" before you do so. | by PnutsandSamsMom |
| Elijah: You have to hop up and down five times if you want want to tig me while we are dressed as hobbits. Sean: *sigh* When will he relize that this isn't even a real game? |
by Zoe |
| Sam: Phi Phy Phom... I smell young orc's flesh... Frodo: God, now he's at it again, I should never have told him about Jack and the beanstalk... |
by Elen |
| Sean-Die Shelob Die! Elijah-Uh dude that's not until the next movie. |
by Lily |
| Frodo: No Sam! I don't think those monkeys like you very much. *thinks to self* Monkeys? In the Shire? Nah... | by Alana |
| Sam: Psst Mr.Frodo Frodo: Yes Sam...... Sam: someones following us Frodo: I Know, gollum Sam lookes back... Sam: You know i don't think so... Frodo lookes back... Frodo: Your Right what do we do? Sam: I have an idea Sam starts doing the hokey pokey Sam: You put your left foot out u put your left foot in ........ Frodo: Sam No!you know that won't work for gollum. |
by billy's girl |
| Look man, you ARE NOT a sundial | by SupaLorLor |
| Sam: MUSHROOMS! Frodo: i think we should get of the road |
by ellie |
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Sam: *to self* step 2...3...4 NO... Frodo: er Sam....what are you doing? Sam: Mr. P. Jackson gave me some move to practise......step- TURN...3...4 Frodo: No sam its you....go home Sam: Fine! No one knows talent when they see it so I'm going and im taking Mr.Fluffy the Invisible bear with me *to the bear* come on Mr. Fluffy..... Frodo: *to self* Hobbits.... Frodo: Hobbits....really?!?! |
by Ellie & Jack |
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Sam- Look!!! I'm winning the ONE legged race! I'm winning! *falls on his face* ouch that's gonna leave a mark. Sam-*reproachfully* Mr. Frodo, you put your foot down! You Said you could beat me at this, but NO th e fat hobbit wins again! YAY! hand over the money! OWWW!!! Pine cone! |
by Lady Catherine |
| Sam: tehe- Mr. Frodo watch this: I am the Lord of the... Dance! Frodo: *huff* I can't really appriciate that kind of humour this far into Mordor. |
by dudette |
| Frodo:uhhh sam what are you doing Sam: trying to imitate your chicken dance mr frodo |
by fool of a took |
| Frodo: My turn next! Sam: 1-2-3 hop-skip hop-skip |
by Elizabeth Relins |
| Frodo:Brr...Its cold Sam:I like to dance to keep me warm Frodo:*gives Sam a strange look* |
by Monie |
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1. since his accident, Sean austin has to tread very carefully to avoid anymore shards of glass. Sam: Ugh, i think i stepped in something. Frodo: Thats mud. Sam: Oh yeah, thought it was something else. Whist rehersing for the ' Fellowship go over the hill' scene, sam decides to run off and make sure no-one sees him. Sam: AGGGHHH, Frodo's Grown 5 feet.( Scarpers) |
by Luke Wholey |
| Sam had been suspicious of spiders ever since that one incident with Shelob... Sam: Let him go, you filth! Let him go! You will not touch him again! Come on and finish it! Frodo: Errr... I'm right here, Sam... |
by Diamond |
| Peter Jackson has ambitious plans to make his final film, a remake of The Matrix. Sean will be playing Trinity,(keep at that, Sean!) and Elijah is rumoured to be cast as Morpheus. The ever ambitious arm in the picture will play Neo. Things are gonna be real interesting... | by Son-of-Duraton |
| Elijah- hey..theres a broken bottle over there. Sean- don't worry elijah i'll get it!!!we wouldnt want anyone to step on that!! Elijah- heh. no really sean it's okay.. Sean-...OWWWWWW Elijah- well..we wouldnt want anyone ELSE to step on that.. |
by Gold |
| The hobbits go marching two by two, hurrah! hurray! The hobbits go marching two by two, hurrah! hurray! The hobbits go marching two by two, oops! they stepped in oliphaunt poo, as they both go marching down, to Mt. Doom, to get rid of the Ring, Doom Doom Doom... | by Robin |
| Frodo: oh come on sam I didn't mean to it just slipped off. Sam: you have to be more careful with the Ring Mr. Frodo. Frodo: well if gollum hadn't bit off my finger it would have fit properly Sam: if you hadn't tried to doom the world he wouldn't have bit your finger off Frodo: *sniff* it is still tender |
by Cory |
| ..And here we have Sean directing the helicopters to safe landings by stomping his rather large feet..while Elijah looks on.. | OhSeanYou'reAFunnyOne |
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by Elijah: "Hmm...I wonder if Pete will noticed that I painted my toes...? heh heh..." Sean singing:"You do the Hokie-pokie and you turn yourse--Augh! Will someone please get Bill the Pony out of here?! Sean: Come on Lij', this yoga stuff is a great workout! Elijah: I don't know...*examines his foot a bit closer* oh crap... Sean: What? Elijah: No, I stepped in crap... |
by Josephine |
| sam: frodo! its time you potty trained gollum! | by rachel |
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Sam: And you do the hokey-pokey, and you turn yourself around... Sam: Hey look Mr. Frodo! Do you think I can join the ballet after all this filming is done? Frodo: *sigh* Sam, Sam, Sam... |
by Elven Princess |
| Sean Astin desperately tries to rid New Zeland of the forces of red ants! | by Miriel |
| frodo: sam, looks like your going to miss the bus again Sam: i'm going!, i'm going! Frodo: dont forget your jacket! sam: i got it! |
by alisha |
| Cherios, two dollars Cinimon toast crunch, two dollars and fifty cents... Rice crispy treats, two for four dollars... accedentally buying extra bran wheat, squares that have twice as much bran than the other leading brand...priceless |
by Shieldmaiden |
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Where will you be when your laxative starts working? Sam: You sure you don't want any brownies Mr Frodo? They're scrum-diddly-uptious Frodo: I'm sure Sam's had a little too many brownies... |
by Caitrin |
| Frodo: Sam, I know that we're in Mordor and that you want to get home, but please stop whistling "Tiptoe Through the Tulips!" | by pitbull |
| Sam: Put your right foot in, put your right foot out... Frodo:uh... |
by Manni |
| Sam *singing to the tune of 'Skip To My Lou'*: "Skip,skip, skip to Mordor..." Frodo : "You're going the wrong way again, Sam!" |
by Selma |
| Sam: Ouch! Ouch! Mr. Frodo! My feet are hot HOT HOTT! *hops from one foot to another* Frodo: *whispers under breath* Man those fire ants sure work well |
by Calenorë |
| Frodo: Sam! It's not that hard. Put one foot in front of the other. Sam: Like this? Am I doing it right? Frodo: NO! Now watch and listen closely. Like this. Sam: It would be easier if it wasn't so darn windy. I'd swear it was a hurricane. Frodo: Sam, it's a slight breeze. |
by Amy Lynn |
| Frodo noticed that no matter how fast he was running, Sir Lancelot...er I mean Sam didn't seem to be getting anywhere. | by DomKnight |
| "I swear, Mr. Frodo, these elven cloaks don' fit right." "Or the prostetic feet, Sean." "Mine are doing jus' fine, Mr. Frodo." "Sean, we're off set. You can stop calling me 'Mr. Frodo.'" "Righ', Mr. Wood." |
by Elsinore |
| ATTACK OF THE ELIVSH CAPE!!! | by Smeagollum |
| New from the line of Hobbit martial arts- Sam Kwan Do! | by anonymous |
| Sam:Ok Mr.Frodo This is STURDY ground you can walk on it. Frodo:*blink blink* Right.. |
by Monie |
| Sam: Look Frodo, I can do the chicken dance TOO! Frodo:*whining* That's myyyyyyy move!!! PETER!! SAM'S COPYING MY MOVES! *sulks* |
by Lily |
| Sam: Common let's go! Frodo: Sam slow down! I really gotta pee! |
by Heather |
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Elijah: Hey, is that a doller? Sean:A DOLLER WERE???!!!!! Elijah: NO SEAN DON'T!!DON'T JUMP!!!!!!!uhhh....do we have a replacement for him? Sean:OWWW!!!! i got a splinter !! Elijah: Oh, stop acting like Dom when he got his splinter it was a centimeater long!!! Sean:Yea but this ones Big!!!! |
by Orlando Lover |
| Elijah was so ashamed of Sean when He sang AND danced very poorly to the Nsync song "No Strings Attached. | by Orlando Lover |
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sam:ow! i stepped on glass again. we really need to do somthing about this.. frodo: yes, we need someting that protects feet from sharp things and are made of leather! sam: and we shall call them..feet protectors! sam: c'mon mr.frodo, loosen up abit. do the monkey dance with me! frodo:*thinks*crap. how did i end up with this lunatic..? |
by funky_elf |
| Sam: I can fly! Frodo: He can fly! Merry and Pippin (off-camera): He flew!!! Peter Pan: TINKERBELLE!!!!! WRONG MOVIE! |
by flame of udun |
| Unfortunately, hiring cheap stunt doubles made the epic descent into Mordor a rather slapstick affair | by Dennis |
| when Sean tried to fly like Gwaihir, Ian forced Elijah to tell Sean the truth: that the eagle was one off the computer animations... Elijah:Sean?You do know that Gwa... Sean:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!! Elijah:to late.... |
by Margaux |
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Making a quick getaway, the real shooters on the grassy nole! Typical. 500 acres of land, and i step in horse droppings. |
by Mirkwood Princess |
| Sam:"last one in's a rotton mushroom!" | by Kirby |
| Frodo: Spider!!!! Sam: Where Frodo...Where's the spider!!! Frodo: There!!!! "Sam steps on spider" Frodo: hope thats not one of Shelob's childern |
by Moocow |
| Sam:AHHHHHH! Frodo:What! Sam:I stubed my toe |
by bob |
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Sean became frequently annoyed with the artificial feet, the artificial ground and the artificial wind. Elijah seemed to be coping. sean has just discovered how to walk Sean: Look frodo, I..I can walk! Look, you put the right foot first and followed by the left foot Elijah: *sarcasticly* Well done Sean. |
by wild |
| Frodo does not approve of Sam's attempt to fly over the mountians of Morder | by good_one_pip |
| Ugh, did Gollum really have to do it right in the middle of the road? I mean, come on! We're in the bloody wilderness! There are bushes and trees and rocks EVERYWHERE! | by Dane |
| The Drunken Sam Walk | by She-Elf |
| Sam : I gotta get this hair off my feet!!! | by gala |
| lij: oo! oo! oo! i know! it's bird...a plane? a squeaky door? sean: i'm never playing charades with you again! its a M O N K E Y! |
by galloping elf |
| Frodo: *sigh* hobbits | by Ellie & Jack |
| Sam: Come on, Mr. Frodo - Last one down is a rotten egg! | by Kara |
| Sam: Are you sure this is how to play Hop Scotch? | by Uniswift87 |
| Sam tries to learn 'The Timewarp' "Its just a jump to the left. And a hope to the riighhht." Sam:"Like this?" Frodo: sigh |
by Lady Fealin |
| For the cast of The Lord of the Rings, break time ment a chance to sit down, relax and have a drink. But for Sam it ment something completely different. For Sam, break time ment playtime! | by bloomerang |
| Frodo: Sam what are you doing? Sam: Just learing the hokey pokey. *singing* You put your right foot in you take you r right foot out... |
by Rae |
| Can't stop...can't stop, can't stop... | by Holz |
| That isn't how you dance Mr.Frodo this is how you dance. | by anonymous |
| Sam: Grrr, it's the Sam-Monster! I've come to squash you, insignificant insects! Frodo: *sigh* I just can't take him anywhere anymore... |
by TigerCat |
| Sam: Oh! Mr. Frodo, what did we just step in? | by Dimgwrthien |
| Sam:Whoever thought that the idea of Hobbits not wearing shoes is a smart one....... Frodo:At least YOU didn't just step on a peice of glass! Sam: yes I did moron! Frodo: no need to brag about it! Sam:(thinking) I wan't a raise. |
by SamwisEThEBravE |
| Sean's rousing rendition of the hanson's brothers "mmm bop" aroused many cheers from the crowd. Except from Elijah, who jealously remarked "He wasn't that good, It was the feet." | by Sara |
| Sean: (singing) Theres no business like show business- Lij: Your telling me. |
by ElvishRunner |
| Sam: "And then the ringwraith was like 'SCHREEEEEEEEEEEEECH!' and you were like 'DUUUUUDE!!! THE RING IS MINE DUDE!' and then he was like 'I'm gonna stab you.' and then you were like.." Frodo: "Is it really necessary to replay my 'almost death scene' over and over again?" |
by Kirsten of the Panta-Loons |
| SEAN: the ants are attacking my feet!! ELIJAH *smirks* i dont know why that sugar water didn't repel them.... |
by brittany |
| Frodo: Sam, you're scaring everyone! STOP IT! Sam: It's ok, I had Subway for lunch! |
by Layne |
| Sean:Hey, were are my shoes? | by Ashley |
| Frodo:Legolas turn you hairdryer off Sam: HELP Im falling |
by orlando lover |
| Sams:"Fe fi foe fum!" Frodo:"Sam just because you act like a giant doesn't mean you'll become tall as one." |
by Kailey |
| Sam: You do the dorky pokey... Frodo: It's the "hokey" po...no, you're right. |
by bubbles |
| Sam: What the...?! AHH! Mr Frodo!!! What is that?! Frodo: Uh Sam? Thats your foot... Sam: Oh... |
by Christiana |
| Sam:"Watch out Mr Frodo, there's icky squishy stuff here. I promise its really here this time!" Frodo:*sigh* "For the LAST time Sam, there is no....ewww." Sam:"What Mr Frodo?" Frodo:(with a disgusted look on his face) "I just stepped in *icky squishy stuff*." |
by dr_pepper_rocks! |
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Sam attempts to learn Frodo's "Chicken Dance" "And the oliphaunt was THIS BIG! I'm telling you! My Ol' Gaffer was the BEST story teller!" |
by Stefanie |
| Sean: Ok, so if I wanna look like a monkey, all I have to do is this! *starts jumpin madly* Elijah: Ok, just walk away from the lunatic, everything will be Ok as long as you walk away from the lunatic... |
by sleep_deprived |
| Frodo: "What are you doing Sam?" Sam: "Ever since we went into Shelob's Lair her babies have been following me everywhere! I can't get rid of the little buggers!" |
by Taka |
| Frodo sheepishly walks away from the wrath of Sam when he realizes he didn't clean up the rest of that oliphaunt poop... | by Emma |
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Sam- i just steped in some well i don't rightly know! Merry- hey that was my line and this is what a hobbit ballet lesson looks like! Sam- Mr.Frodo i can see it we are there we are at Mount doom see frodo that wasn't so hard! Frodo- um sam thats just a ant hole! Sam- oh right i knew that! |
by Heidi of the woodland realm |
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Frodo- um sam what are you doing?? Sam- practicing my dance for when i win the caption contest! Frodo- eeeeeeeeeewwww i'm not touching that! |
by Heidi of the woodland realm |
| Sam: It's just a jump to the left.. and a step to the riiight Frodo:.. Ugh not again... | by Kurofuji |
| Elijah: "$10 Says you can't slide down the hill on one foot without falling." | by Ashley |
| Sam; Ewww orc droppings | by James |
| Sean: Hey!! Who put the extra stiffing startch in my costume!!! Elijah: *Snicker* |
by Nina |
| Put one foot in front of the other.... | by LetGoOfmyLEGOlas |
| S.A: How about here? E.W: Nope, further, you're still taller than me! |
by Holz |
| As Sean was mimicing Viggo from the 'tracking the hobbits' bit in the Two Towers, He didn't realise that Viggo was watching the whole thing. He wasn't happy. EW, however, was watching the whole thing, and was torn over weather to laugh, or warn Sean of impending doom. | by Rikki |
| Sean (sings) ; Always look on the bright side of life . . . (starts whistling) | by Anàwiel |
| Sam-...And they said, that if I do this long enough, it will rain! Frodo-yippie... |
by Alyson |
| look elijah! if i run fast enough and flap my arms like this i can flyyyyyy *crash* lij: *shakes head* too many brownies methinks... |
by galloping elf |
| Sean: you put your right foot in, your right foot out, in out, in out you shake it all about..... Elijah: Sean you need to do that with more people than yourself im afraid... |
by Helen |
| Sam: dodedo...lookie Mr. Frodo I'm a monkey! Frodo *to other hobbits*: Um...We're not really CLOSE friends, he's just...well, my long lost cousin...no, actually, I don't even know him at all! |
by lilelf |
| Sam:...and Smaug swooped down from the mountain breathing fire like this! Frodo: I think he's heard way too many of Uncle Bilbo's stories |
by good_one_pip |
| Frodo- I think I'm quite good to go with you! Sam- no, sweet Frodo, stay here! I must accomplish this in my own personal...uh...*sigh* Frodo- Idiom, Sam? Sam- Idiom! |
by DomKnight |
| *sings* if you go down to the woods today... | by moshin-donkey |
| Sam: *singing* I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sk-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiii!!! *crash* Frodo: *walks on whistling* |
by Galilmathien |
| Nature show host: Watch as the young Hobbit performs the legendary hobbit mating dance in attempt to atract the young Rosie Cotton. It is not working. Also note that the young Frodo is leaving the scene to avoid Samwise's clear humiliation. | by Faerie in Combat Boots |
| sean: I have no strings to hold me down.... | by ellie the ent |
| Frodo : Sam! Watch out for the--- Sam : Awww...ewww...horse droppings...bill! Frodo : Told you. |
by caranloth |
| sean: must get feet in shot, must not have been n make up for hour and a half for no reason. | by anonymous |
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the first living tv antenna... sam: the i swear the magazine said invisibility cloak.......... on the way to rocky horror picture show Sam: i cant believe i forgot my dress and platforms.. frodo: really sam its alright sam: no its not, see, now i cant do the time warp :: jumps to left, takes a step to the right, falls flat in dung:: frodo: ewwwwwww! sam: HELP!!! frodo: wat is it sam: a mouse, help me mr.frodo, kill the horrify beast before it kills us all frodo: and hes suppossed to help me save the world...... do the wedgie dance, come on mr frodo.... |
by Renee |
| Frodo and Sam at the Shire Zoo: Sam:Hey, look! Frodo:What? Sam:Its a warthog! My favorite animal! Frodo:Sam.... Sam:What Mr Frodo? Frodo:Erm, well, I don't want to see the warthog today. Sam:Why not? Frodo:He scares me. I'm gonna wait here for you. Then I want to go see the squirrels, ok? Sam:Ok! I'll be right back! |
by Richelle |
| Sam: EWEWEW!!!!!EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! What did I just step in!......Smeagol you stinker!!! | by Mrs Greenleaf |
| Sam:Hey your right Mr.Frodo!If I cover up this blanket over my belly like Legolas said it won't make me look fat! | by Georgette |
| Great, Didn't i tell you Elijah pick up after you dog. EW! | by rachael |
| Elijah: Sean, there's no glass!Everyone is going to be OKAY! | by Tindomiel |
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Sam: Before I went on Slim-Fast I was like, this big, now, well, I'm still big! WAIT! Frodo: *sigh* See, he still doesn't believe me when I say that lembas is high in carbs! Sam: Man! After those GP brownies Pippin baked, I am sssssssoooooo bloated! (Background chants- RUDY! RUDY! RUDY!RUDY!) Sean: I am doing it! announcer: he makes the catch and SCORE! the Fat Hobbits win the match against the Fighting Uruk-hai! Elijah: Six years after the movie Rudy and Sean STILL wishes he was in football! |
by Gil-Estel |
| Frodo: Uh, Sam? Sam: *silence* Frodo: *sighs* Sam, when i said "be still as a statue" when Gollum came by, I didn't mean for you to take it LITERALLY!!!!!! |
by Cassandra |
| Sam: Um...Mr Frodo? I don't think I put this coat on right. Frodo: *thinks* How many times does he have to do this before he realizes that those are pants? Sam: A little help here? I'm kinda stuck. |
by Rosie |
| sam:Ok everyone! welcome to the gamgee's dance party! our first dance is the hokey pokey. *collective groan* frodo: but sa-am! i wanted to do ring-around-the-rosie first! |
by Kim |
| (Excerpt from the Hobbiton Herald): The day before the Middle-Earth Olympics and the Shire team is limbering up. Samwise Gamgee, in the foreground, will be competing in the hop-on-one-foot race, while Frodo Baggins, to the left, will be competing in the handless levitating event. Good luck to them both! | by leaflady |
| Sean: (singing) You've got the bear necesities the simple bear necesities forget about your worries.... Eligah: Uh, Sean, wrong movie. |
by mrs Frodo Baggins |
| Back You Devils!!!!!!!!!! | by Brandy |
| Sam:Ack! Mr Frodo! My cape is attacking me! Frodo:*I wonder if I should tell him that Legolas and Aragorn are pulling stings attatched to it?* Sam:Mr Frodo! Help! It's possesed! Frodo:*Nah, it's MUCH more amusing to watch him run around like Elrond did when he sat on those tacks!-snicker!* by: dr_pepper_rocks! |
by Richelle |
| Sam: I'm not sure this trip to the Sun was such a good idea, Mr. Frodo. Ahh! OOh! | by Eemee |
| After destroying the ring: Sam: Thre's no place like home...There's no place like home...There's no place like home |
by Tahiri Greenleaf |
| Next on the Discovery Channel, the male hobbit mating call and dance... | by Tallulah |
| Sure, in the movie, it shows the eagles taking Frodo and Sam to safety...but this picture shows what really happened...... | by Tahiri Greenleaf |
| Sam, Sam, wait! What do you mean you're not coming into Mordor with me? Sam, get back here right now!" | by Emily |
| Sean: Me first, Elijha! The ground might not be safe...hmmm... Elijha: Honestly, Sean! |
by Hippy Hobbit |
| Sam: Oh come on! It's just like the magic step only forwards!!! Frodo: uh-uh...The chicken dance was enough for one triligy |
by Elli |
| Sean: Hey Elijah, I was thinking, since Johnny Depp got nomiated for an Oscar, maybe we could get a nomination if we re-eancted Pirates Of The Carribean! Here - I'll be Jack Sparrow and jump up and down on the trapdoor, and you be Elizabeth Swann in her underwear and yell about saving Will! Elijah: I don't want a nomination *that* bad, Sean... |
by Goldberry |
| Lij: "Another take?! I don't think I can walk up this hill again!" Sean: "This better be the LAST time Peter makes us do this scene. Otherwise, by the end of this shot Samwise will have lost 10pds from going up and down this hill!" |
by Irenie |
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It's no good, Mr. Frodo. I just can't pretend the orcs didn't steal our Romper Stompers. Sam, this is no place to start practicing T'ai Chi. |
by Alenxa |
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Sam: c'mon, what's your problem, you gotta problem with me huh, huh, do ya?? do ya?? Frodo: What's your problem! you said you would show me where the boat went!! Sam: a boat? I've seen one of them! c'mon follow me!! Frodo: No, no no Sam, your doing the chiken dance ALL wrong!! Sam: your birthday is comin' up soon mr Frodo, I wouldnt want to make a fool out of mysef in front of Rosie like last time! Frodo: dont worry my dear Sam! I think thats inevitable!(smiles cheerfully) |
by Shieldmaiden |
| SAM: Hey, Frodo can you teach my how to do the chicken dance that you did in FOTR. Frodo: No Sam, the ring is mine, go back to hobbiton. |
by dan |
| Sean: Feelin' HOT HOT HOT! 'Lij: Sean... Sean: No! Seriously! The ground is extremely hot! 'Lij: That's why you put on the foot protectors...oi...*walks off* |
by kasia |
| Sam: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW What is this stuff?!!! Frodo: Sorry Sam I'm not feeling that good. |
by Rae |
| Sam: Weeeee! Look I'm going to fly! Look Frodo look at me! Frodo: I don't know who he is and I'm certainly not with him! |
by Kail |
| Sam: ouch! hot-- ground!!!! oooowww!!! Frodo: sam! we are not on mt. doom yet. save it. |
by DwarfPrincess |
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Sean: Ewwwwww...I think I stepped in something... Elijah: It looks like...porridge?!?!?! Sean: Billy!!!!!! *from offscreen* HELP!!! *run away!* Frodo: Sam? Sam? Sam: AAAARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! stupid tree root... Sean: I can FLYYEEEEE!!! Elijah: What did I tell you about sniffing Viggo's paints? |
by Meg |
| No Mr. Frodo, THIS is how you do the funky chicken dance. | by Budgie |
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Peter *in the background*:"Hey guys, watch out for the--" Both:"Aaauuugh....." After Sean's accident with the glass in the river bed, both Hobbits are now very careful where they step. Sean:"Blasted static cling...!" Elijah:"He Sean, do you think you move over there? You're making the hair on my feet stand on end." Elijah: "Sean, will you cut it out?! The turkeys are not buyin' it." Sean: "But I'm so hungry!" |
by Josephine |
| Ha ha! Sam stepped in doggy poo! | by The Dark Lady |
| Sam: (singing) "Lou Lou Skip To My Lou!! Lou Lou Skip To My Lou!! Lou Lou Skip To My Lou!! Skip To My Lou My Darlin'!!" One More Time. Frodo: 'Groan' |
by Sam Wise Terry |
| Sam never really got the hang of that whole "Okie-Kokie" thing. | by RosiePosie |
| Fed up with the whole quest, Frodo looks away in agony as Sam attempts to drop-kick the ring off a cliff. | by Smeagol&Gollum |
| Sam: Ugh! Gollum! Control your bowels for Valinor's sake! I just had a pedicure! Frodo: Oh Elbereth, he stepped in it again...*sigh* |
by Aglaroenanor |
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Elijah:It's freezing! Sean:The feet hair help. Sean (holding arms out):what if i was this large Elijah:what if i was this thin |
by Ashley |
| Hiking equiptment...$20 Hobbit feet...$30 Hobbit ears...$40 Finally destroying the Ring and runnging down Mount Doom...Priceless. |
by Tahiri Greenleaf |
| SAM: Mr Frodo, you could have told me there was a cliff here!!! | by White Tree |
| SAm; You put your right foot in..... | by Stradler |
| Sam: Hey everybody, look at this nifty dance Frodo made up when we were in kindergarten! Frodo: Ignore him and maybe he'll go away... |
by leaflady |
| After days of travelling on a quest to destroy the ring, Frodo and Samwise had run out of food, water and lost their map in the mines of moria, and above all, sam had been having cape troubles from day 1... | by star_gazing_elf |
| Sean: Oh geez, I stepped in something again! Elijah: Awe man! Me too! Sean: Can we get some diapers for the horses or something? |
by Robinos |
| Sean: The Sasquatch lives on Mt.Doom! Elijah: Yeah... right, Sean! Sean: Dude! I saw him! He was walking just like this! |
by Elfin Maiden |
| Sam- Ggggrrrooooossssss! Frodo- What? Sam- I think I stepped in mud - Aggggghhhhh Frodo-Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Sam-What is it Mr. Frodo? Frodo- That's no mud Sam! That's orc poop! |
by Jessica |
| Sam: HOLY CRUD! I didn't think those steroids I took would make my feet THAT big! | by Kitty |
| Frodo: What? Do you get stupider the closer we come to Mordor, Sam? I'm telling you, Americans have NEVER been to the moon. Sam: Yes they have, Mr. Frodo, you ring-wasted-lembas-addict, I saw the videos of the astronauts on the moon with the rover and EVERYTHING! They walked just like this! |
by Blondebark |
| S: Hop to the left, hop to the right, toss that ring with all your might! F: Sam...you're supposed to be defending me, not dancing!!! |
by Curuwen |
| Frodo: Did you find my Ring? Sam: *trips over Ring* I think so! |
by Heather |
| Sam: Hot sand! Hot sand!! Frodo: deal with it. ::mumbles to self:: i should have taken someone else. even legolas doesnt complain this much. |
by Li |
| Sam:Look Mr. Frodo i'm an ape! Oo oo aa aa! Frodo: Get away from me you freak!! |
by Taylor |
| WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU! *boom boom smack!* | by Stefanie |
| Sam: Right thats it had enough Frodo: Sam.... Sam: Mr. Frodo im leaving and im taking Mr. Fluffy with me....who is real....hes just invisible Frodo: *sigh* |
by Ellie & Jack |
| Frodo just stands in sullen defeat and watches as Sam demonstates that his Irish dance is better than Frodo's. | by youknowho |
| In a vain attempt to speed the journey to Mordor, Samwise began flapping his arms very fast and hopping from one foot to another | by Roseberry |
| Sam: Ahh it's an ant kill it! Frodo: Ew what did i actually stand on better not tell wetta |
by Amber |
| Sam: Look Frodo, you must do the dance like THIS: left, right, jump, and turn. It's not THAT hard is it?!?!!? | by m2 |
| Presenter: (IN a David Atenburgh acent!)As we can see Sean has now reached the insanity stage of sleep deprevation. Elijah is still in the shock stage. We don't know how long it will be before he cracks too, but it is clear that Elijah handles it better. | by Formencalma |
| Sam: Come on, Mr. Frodo! Playing hopscotch is good for your complexion! | by Kazie |
| Frodo turns away in shame as Sam continues his attempts to become a prima ballerina. | by Elanoria |
| No, Sam, I really think you should leave that dance to the New Zealand rugby players. You'll never be taken seriously in this costume. | by Arrie |
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when gollum said "orc filth" he was right, now can someone get this stuff off the bottom of my foot? am:*singing/dancing* hey ho to the bottle i go.... frodo: oh dear god what have i done? |
by laurefin |
| Sam: Back you tater-eating ants. I'll Kill every one of you for eating my second breakfast!!! Frodo(thinks to self happily):It Always works to blame it on the bugs. |
by good_one_pip |
| Frodo watches in envy as Sam practices a cheer he learned when he made the Fellowship cheerleading squad. | by Amy Lynn |
| Elijah: Sean, I promise, the wind MAY BE strong enough to knock Sam, your CHARACTER, over, but it will NOT knock over a normal sized actor, such as yourself! Sean: Honestly, Elijah! I'm just trying to figure out how to walk down this patch of dry dirt without sliding down the rest of the hill as Dom just demonstrated! |
by Aniale |
| Elijah couldn't supress the smile on his face as Sean walked off with the 'KICK ME' sign on his back | by Chloe |
| Sam: Ow! Hot! Hot! Hot sand! Frodo: You need to learn how to levitate, like me... |
by Katy |
| Sam: FE! FI! FO! FUM!... Frodo: Uh, Sam? You're only three foot six! |
by teedy |
| Samwise: eeww! its muddy here! Frodo: C'mon! ur a gardener! |
by ShannOn |
| Sam: Not again!!!! Frodo:Looks like you stepped in another cowpie. |
by Lisa |
| Sam always pratices his dancing even on his way to Mordor,I mean hey you never know when your going to see Rosie. | by lady_of_the_mirkwood |
| Frodo now realizes it was a VERY bad idea to bring Sam along with him. Sam:hey look i can skip on one foot | by teresa |
| There seems to be so much evil in this word Mr. Frodo first the ring and the wars, and now this. I know we are supposed to be like the people in the stories, the one's that meant something, but they didn't have to walk in the dirt without without proper footwear. Do you think any stores carry a 15 and 1/2 shoe Mr. Frodo? | Amanda |
| Sam starts to wish he had stopped to let Gollum use a restroom... Sean finally expresses his true feelings towards Elijah's pet flee. |
by Kyler |
| Sam; Mr. Frodo NOOO Frodo: i'm right here behind you sam, I'm not leaving you in a boat thats the wrong scene |
by Leah |
| Frodo: Sam, I told you this way was safer... | by Elven Princess |
| While Frodo wrapped his cloak tighter against the wind, Sam let it bring out the dancer in him. He had always considered himself a child of the wind. | by Tori |
| oh man my penny fell down i'll be rightback | by Priss |
| Sam: Look at me Mr.Frodo I'm, um...Mr. Frodo...what am i doing? Frodo: *facepalm* |
by Cordelia |
| Sam: Please Mr. Frodo, don't keep pushing. Frodo: I'm sorry Sam, I don't mean to, it's just so steep! Sam: Now start stomping the ground flat Mr. Frodo sir. Frodo:Why? Sam: Because then we can sit down and eat some breakfast!! *Sam's stomach rumbles* |
by Eriâthwen |