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"So, you've made up your minds about that wish?"
"Sigh... yes, we wish that you wake up Elijah..." *sulks*
"I shall do what I can, but I shall need your help."
"Good Fairy Billy, you got us into this mess in the first place, so get over here and help!"
"I need you to go and get me a..." *whispers in ear*
"And you... whoever you are, and whatever the heck your function in this fairy-tale is, you must go and get me some..." *whisper whisper whisper*
"Well, Mr. Sir Ian, here's that stuff you wanted me to get!"
"And here's mine. Though I still don't know what you're going to do here..."
"Well if you did you wouldn't need me to save all your butts, now would you?"
Zzzzzzzzz- *abrupt end*
*sniff sniff* "Eh?"
"And... (sniff sniff) brownies???"
"Son! You're awake! Keep still! Are you hurt? Dizzy? Feverish? Can you feel it when I pinch you here? Can you move all of your fingers? How many of me do you see?"
"I'm fine, Daddy, honestly, never felt better! Now..."
"Gimme my coffee and brownies!"
"Hehehe... just kidding!"
And thus it was, that by the great Culinary Powers of Sir Ian Prince Elijah was mended.
A great and safe feast was held in his honour, and the people rejoiced.
And the Evil Fairy Demonic was there and he looked upon the blueness of Elijah's eyes, and felt regret.
And weeping, he threw himself into the Good Fairy Billy's arms. In a strictly brotherly manner, obviously.
And they hugged and lived happily ever after.