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The Argonath or Who Needs Oscars?

by FrodoBaggins, Elijah's Grey Panthers


"Oscars... who needs 'em..."

"Should have at LEAST gotten Best Director"

"Don't know a good movie when they see it..."



"..What tha......"


Gollum and The Stupid Phat Hobbitses

by bullroarer took, Elijah's Grey Panthers

I once had my precioussss....

Ba Da da bum

Oh, where could it be?

Ba Da da bum

Stupid Bagginses...

Ba da da bum

Stole my Precious from me!

Ba Da da bum

I said my precious

He said his Precious!

You're more than a ring to me!

Rock and roll! Thank you, Hobbiton! We're here all week! Tip your waitresses, please!


Dropping Tuesday at a Tower Records near you, the latest from Smashing Gollums!


"A listening experience unlike any other."-Rolling Shire

"How much pipeweed have they been smoking?"-Mordor Musical Monthly

"Screeeech! Screech! Screeeeeeeeech!"-Nazgul Now

Including the hits:

"1979-In the Year of the Shire Reckoning"
"Appels & Oranjes (& More Appels for Pip)"
"Baggins with Butterfly Wings"
"Disarm (and Disfinger)"
"Geek USA"
"Honeyspider II"
"Jelly Belly"
"Tales of a Scoured Shire"
"Where Hobbits Fear to Tread"
"Behold the Nazgul"

Hobbiton Times gives it 9 pints out of 10. Pick it up Tuesday!

"L'oréal.... because your worth it" *swish*
(by Naughty lil Hobbit)