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The Press Conference
by FrodoBaggins, Elijah's Grey Panthers
Intro: The Grey Panthers like to eat a lot of special brownies with a special secret ingredient... . To name that wouldn't be very good... it's sort of ... uh... an illegal plant...?
"Mr. Wood. Are you glad to be back in New Zealand for the pick up work For Return of The King?"
"Mannnn... Is that where I am?"
"How was your Flight? It is a long trip, isn't it?"
"Aw, gee. Well... Like I had some brownies that I ate on the way and, you know, it didn't seem long at all.. No, not at all.... Sky was nice. During the day. And the next day.....
Really blue you know.......... "
"When do you start filming? And are you excited about getting back into the role of Frodo the Hobbit?"
"Filming..... hmm..... filming........hmmm........"
"Do you think Return Of The King will be better than the other two films thus far?"
"Dude.... Are you going to eat that sandwich?......."
"Elijah, Is there any truth to the rumor that you are ending your acting career to go into music?"
"Ummm..................................."
Any talents, Mr. Wood?
submitted by Lotr Freak on the Loose
Reporter: Do you have any talents, Elijah?
*Elijah thinks*
Well...I have one... ventriloquism...
See, when I drink this, the poster behind me should talk...
...*waits*...
Maybe not...
Stop! In the name of love!
(submitted by Tori Drinkwater)