The Bagginses

Ok, let's see...went to the bar...went to the club...went to buy cds...went to the bar...went to the hotel...went to buy cds...went to the hotel...called Dom and laughed at the hat at the SAGs...went to buy more cds...went to the bar...received mysterious package of brownies...ate the brownies...went to buy more cds...why did I buy the Manilow Live cd?...that was a weird trip...anyway, went back to the hotel...got a message from Billy...something about haggis-can never understand that dude...went to the club...dagnabbit, where the heck are my keys?
(by bullroarer took, Elijah's Grey Panthers)

If I look fierce enough, maybe they won't notice I forgot my arrow.
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Pip: *Ok, keep a straight face. Can't let her know I can see down the front of her dress.*
(by bullroarer took, Elijah's Grey Panthers)

or

I don't want to be rude or anything, but you're standing on my toes...
(by LaWiseWoman, Elijah's Grey Panthers)

With my special telekinetic powers, I will make the Hawaiian Punch travel up this straw. *eyes focus on straw* Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh! Yes, it is a gift, and with such gifts, come great responsibilites. It is a heavy burden to bear. Sigh!
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Urp...uhhhh...gahg...note...to...self...never...drink...local...Austin...tequila...oh...lord....
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Aragorn: Er, Leggy... C'mon, what are your chances of winning...
(by NaughtyLilHobbit, Elijah's Grey Panthers)

or:

Aragorn: Ok, Gimli, when they kill the elf, you get the detangler for your beard and I get the rainforest scented body spray. Deal?

or

Rohirrim over Aragon's shoulder: I've got 2 for 1 on the elf! You? 3 horses on Eomer! What, Theomer? 6 horses on the elf? Ooooh, high roller!
(by bullroarer took, Elijah's Grey Panthers)

1. Get helium balloon...
2. Inhale all contents of balloon into lungs...
3. Repreat: "Build me an army worthy of Mordor"...
(by FrodoBaggins, Elijah's Grey Panthers)

Dom: *to PJ who is behind the camera* Hahaha! is THIS the best Gandalf double we could get? And what's up with the guitar?!
(by naughty lil hobbit, Elijah's Grey Panthers)

or:

Dom (under breath to Gandalf double): Dude, if you sing the Bottle Song one more time, I'm gonna stuff that guitar down your wizardly throat!
(by bullroarer took, Elijah's Grey Panthers)

Balrog *in kindergarden-kid voice*: Nehnehneh... My flame is bigger than yours!
(by LaWiseWoman, Elijah's Grey Panthers)

Billy - It's contaminated.
(submitted by kfav)