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So ya see, dude, we need to find Viggo. Can you help us?
Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
What? But I've been explaining it to you for 5 hours!
We used shadow puppets!
Sam made waffles! Waffles, dammit!
Shadow-puppets, you say?
And mighty fine ones they were too!
So can you help us?
Uh.... No. *stalks away*
No??? How on earth are we ever going to find Viggo now???
You told us Denethor knew where Viggo was!
Pfft. What does nasty fat hobbit know?
Did you just call me fat?!
Fo' shizzle ma pizzle.
-What does that mean, Mr Frodo?
-I'm not quite sure, but I think it's 'Yes'.
Yes? Come and say that to my face, Gollum!
Sam! Please! I'm trying to assess the situation!
Sorry, Mr. Frodo.
Haha! Sam's in trouble!
Oh yes, you are!
-Oh Mr Frodo, tell them!
-I'm sorry, Sam. I'm too busy being tragically hopeless to help.