The Bagginses

Elijah - Look! I got a picture of the cheerleaders!
Dom - Dude, look up.
*Elijah looks up and a dozen cheerleaders are two feet in front of him, screaming their brains out.*
Elijah - I think I'm gonna need more film!

submitted by Jakie and Chels

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I want chocolate and I want it now!

submitted by EllaG

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The many looks of Elrond

submitted by Fiona LotR Lover

Soft (one of the rare ones with his eyebrows un-raised) look;

the Thinking Look;

yet another Thinking Look;

the "What?! No brownies?!" Look;

The "I forgot the lembas bread on the shopping list" Look;

the "How come she looks better in a purple dress than me" Look;

the "And this is how to make a hobbit disappear" Look;

the "Stupid Dwarf" Look, feat. Gandalf;

the "What have I told you about chewing gum in my meetings, Gandalf" Look;

the "Why don't I get a pretty shiny sword? How come he does!" Look.

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Don't you play cute and innocent with me, young man! You've got guilt written all over your face!

submitted by Hobbitongal

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Frodo knew he should've listened to Gandalf when he warned him not to go to the sunbed too long.

And Gimli vowed never to go on a sunbed ever again!

both submitted by Fiona LotR Lover

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Guys, I don't want to play "hide and seek" anymore!

submitted by Fiona LotR Lover

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But I wanted to ride the pony!

submitted by Rohan Goddess, created by Teeque on her great website [Beware of the Chipmunk]

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Gandalf - Gimli! What did I tell you?! No shiny things for the elf!

submitted by Fiona LotR Lover

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Gil-galad, why must you always plan these early morning jogs on miserable days? Just look at what the fog's done to my hair.

submitted by Ainamenelwen

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Elrond - Sauron! You promised you'd use those eyedrops I bought for you.

Sauron - Sorry, Elrond... It's just hard having no hands and everything...

submitted by Fiona LotR Lover

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Elijah - Now remember: Don't be scared when the spider jumps.... don't be scared when the spider jumps... don't be...

submitted by m2

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It took a while for Mr. Bloom to recover after the effects of Mr. Mortensen's major headbutting in the morning. His make-up artist was not impressed.

And neither was he.

And what does the culprit have to say about this?
"Such an elven quality needs to be altered once in a while. I'm sure he agrees.

"Don't look at me!"

submitted by Orlando's Result

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