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submitted by kilt meh
Boromir didn't quite get the bit with taking off the clothes when being at the solarium.
by Calenkemeniel, Elijah's Grey Panthers
I've made my choice. I'll wear the red dress today.
submitted by Jillis
Lady with mic: Okay, guys. Put the kilt down. This is prime time TV, not HBO.
by katydid, Elijah's Grey Panthers
We ain't going no further until we've had a dental plan!!
by Calenkemeniel
Sean - I just can't believe she didn't turn up for our date!
by Dunwethien, Elijah's Grey Panthers
Try as he might, Dom couldn't quite get the grace of Arwen Undomiel.
submitted by DomanMetheTreeLvrs
Dom still has to learn that less is more.
by Dunwethien, Elijah's Grey Panthers
Sam - Mr. Frodo, why are we over here?
Frodo - I let Gollum eat beans.
'YOU WANT BEADS? FINE! YOU'LL GET YOUR BEADS!!'

'More!! More I say!!!!'

'This is a RED bead!! Did I ask for a red bead?!!!! I DID NOT!!'

'Elijah.. calm down.. It's supposed to be fun..'

Right, sorry.. got kind of carried away..'
by Donkeymoose, Elijah's Grey Panthers