The Bagginses
Home of the Lord of the Rings Caption Page (est. July 2002)
by Mistshadow
The One Ring shows its true character
by Elanor Vanimedle, Elijah's Grey Panthers (once again a spoof on LotR / Monty Python)
Bring forth the ring, Frodo.
You could say "Precious".
I didn't know you were called precious...!
You didn't bother to find out, did you?
from the side you looked ...
What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior ...
Well ... I AM king.
Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king.
....
Oh, very nice. King, eh! I expect you've got a palace and fine clothes and courtiers and plenty of food. And how d'you get that? By exploiting the workers! By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the social and economic differences in our society! If there's EVER going to be any progress ...
Precious! There's some lovely filth down here ...
...*still talking this whole time* The ring must be cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came...
Ah! NOW ... we see the violence inherent in the system.
Shut up!
Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help, help, I'm being repressed!
Bloody peasant!
Oh, Did you hear that! What a give-away.
Sam - Somewhere over the rainbow...
by The IT
by Jedi Elf
The Sword Use for Dummies
by Insomniac Ranger
I'm the star of LOTR, why don't I any credit, but the nancing little elf, LEGOLAS, get the bl**dy attention?
by Jordan