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This advertisement is sponsored by Dwarves Against Drunk Fighting.
This young elf was once a strong, happy fighter in the War of the Ring. But he caved to peer pressure and this drink became only the first out of many. Now his life is shattered, and he trapped in a jail cell in Orthanc.
Friends don't let friends fight drunk.
No, I mean open the door!
Oh. *opens the door*
What is it?
We're going to fight, remember?
Sorry, the UMO (Union of Mordor Orcs) has gone on strike. So, you see, we just can't have a final battle to decide to fate of Middle Earth...how about a chess game instead?
*a tough game of chess ensues, until....*
You can't have won! You must've cheated!
Me, the soon-to-be king, cheating? I think not, eyeball head!
*sniff* No need to get mean, you know I'm sensitive about that.
(*all of a sudden a loud crash can be heard....*) CRASH!
Yeah! We win! Go us!
Oh. Was that the diversion?
by Kitty à la Mode, Elijah's Grey Panthers